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Funny Father. Mediocre Actor. Failed Son. Amazing Wedding Guest.

Los Angeles
Joined March 2012
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Just put together a Flingiuerchlogh bed from Ikea. Took me just a nugget past an hour. I have a new kindred respect for fluffers.
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Is this the most exciting game of the season? @nfl #MNF
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I would love to someday read the contract Trump signed with the Devil. Its gotta be an all timer.
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Im so happy I live in the country of California.
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This might be the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen in politics.
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Can we leave that poor breakdancer alone? #Olympics2024Paris
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Congratulations to Grant Fisher for winning the Bronze in the Men’s 10,000m!! Brilliant run!! That was an amazing finish!! @Phresh_Fish #OlympicGamesParis2024
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“I’m just telling you Garrett, that’s not how they run routes in Egypt. Speaking of - did you know King Tut was seen by FBI agents in the Book Depository playing Uno with Lee Harvey Oswald? Stick around, kid. You can learn a lot from me.”
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RIP Martin Mull. Always Brilliant. Always funny. Always kind.
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Casting is fun. Also, there's the option of NOT making a movie about the Beatles.
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Yea. Purdy’s totally just a game manager. @49ers
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Overheard in La Crescenta: “You know Cesar Milan?” “Yea. The Dog Whisperer.” “Well…Ive smoked weed with his son since high school….so…” “Oh wow. For reals?”
I wonder what Will Smith’s original speech was like before he scrapped it for all that “defender of family” bullshit.
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Man, I dont know how many more election seasons I have left in me.
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Man, algorithms are crazy. You look up ONE erectile disfunction site…
Is Frank Langella gonna play the judge in the Rittenhouse movie that he did in the Chicago 7 movie? Same guy, right?
Im pretty much back to wearing socks again #pandemic
Me (pauses Netflix): Im gonna get a refill and use the restroom Netflix: Fuck you. Youre done. Im out. Enjoy your smart tv’s screensaver.