@StevoCook

Low quality version of my younger self

 Norwich, England
norwichcity.myfootballwriter.com/the-columnists/steve-cook/
Joined July 2009
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So... my old account was hacked and Elon seems determined that I'll not have it back. Apologies to everyone who's been offered my, apparently, genius route to become a crypto millionaire So, in the meantime, or possibly for ever, I'm here. RTs would obviously be very welcome.
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So… this is Gary. 👋 My Twitter account (@Gary_Gowers) has been hacked and so if you receive some crypto shite, it ain’t from me 😊 Me and crypto will never ever be a thing. Apologies. Not even sure it’s recoverable tbh. 🤷‍♂️
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Is easy to forget this is the time of the season when fans start shitting themselves over how good and how much stronger they perceive their ‘rivals’ to be. Rarely does it play out as most predict. Chill people. Wait and see #ncfc
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Es oficial, el partido de México vs Inglaterra se va a jugar a las 12:00pm del mediodía y no a las 6:00pm por tormenta eléctrica🚨💣 Será otra gran ventaja para México🇲🇽❤️ xitter.cf/ClaroSports/status/207…
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My favorite fans Norway 🇳🇴 😍
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They still don’t understand the English aversion to blatant, cynical capitalism. Dividing fans value by their financial status is crass, short-term and the antithesis of the games working class roots. Star-Spangled Prawn Sandwich bullshit. #NCFC
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🆕Message to Philippe et al: We’ve owed that Chris Wilder one since 2017. Tonight maybe? readnorwich.com/2026/03/11/m…

Chris Wilder vs Norwich City: The Bramall Lane Coach Controversy

Who remembers that trip to Bramall Lane in September 2017? You don't? Seriously? Well, it was the one when we went there, in the opening few months of the…

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🎵 When the ball hits the net who’s the scorer I bet that’s Mo Toure… 🎵 #ncfc
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PC has turned Tony Springett and Anis Ben Slimane into genuine first team options. That alone should get him into the coaching Hall of Fame. We need to back him with everything we have. We’ve got a real one. #ncfc
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🟢🟡🧑‍🎄🎄 A Christmas Carol - Norwich City-style Wishing all of you in #NCFC world a wonderful Festive Season (including Ben, Zoe, Philippe, Neil & Anthony).😊 From the team at MyFootballWriter. LINK: norwichcity.myfootballwriter… #ncfc
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It wouldn’t be the Paddy Power World Darts Championship without giving darts the Bad Lip Reading treatment… 18+ GambleAware | @OfficialPDC | @sbunting180 | @DamonHeta180 | @snakebitewright | @Gezzyprice
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Since starting @sayitlad the support has been incredible, from lads sharing voice notes to simply spreading the word. But we have to give a special shout out to @fennerstweets (@lifejacketuk ) & David Bentley. They’ve been with us since day 1 🖤 #sayitlad #mensmentalhealth
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Replying to @StevoCook @AndyHead02
Mattson basically the overpriced box of chocolates you buy from a service station in a panic when you forgot your wife’s birthday that you offer up whilst apologising
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Liam Manning straight down the tunnel again. Good behaviours. Coward.
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There’s almost too many #ncfc comparisons that could be made about this video.
No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits7 Nov 2025
Bringing this back to the timeline because it’s Friday.
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JUST F*** OFF This how to write about football. The perfect antidote to much of the PR driven nonsense you get in the media now… #ncfc
MyFootballWriter - Norwich City@MFW_NCFC6 Nov 2025
🟢🟡 Some NCFC Home Truths … Amid Some Old-Fashioned Anglo-Saxon. 🗣️ @StevoCook ** If you read one thing this evening... ⬇️⬇️⬇️ LINK: norwichcity.myfootballwriter… #ncfc
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Norwich City FC.
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Arrogant and directionless board, a manager who is outsmarted every single week, players who are at best listless and at worst not good enough, and a culture that allows Shane Duffy to return because he is a ‘leader’. It absolutely stinks from top to bottom. #ncfc
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What an incredible difference having more experience in defence has made. #ncfc
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