@Still_Not_Ted

Notably not Ted Cruz | Costco Executive Member #HookEm

 Texas
Joined February 2024
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New coozie arrived just in time for football season
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Wake up babe, it’s the sport equinox!
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Yes
Trent Attyah
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anyone up thinking about shit wagers from sunday?
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Jeremy Piven
@jeremypiven23h
What a game ! First met Arch backstage at one of my shows, he revealed how Entourage has been an inspiration to him. Really grateful that it’s being shared with the guys who have next
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Bag head and Clorox bleach drink PFP is staying until further notice. Thank you and #Hookem
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Oh hell yea!!!
Claudia@TexasEx1020h
Molly Sims is a Texas fan? 😭
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Texas Football
@TexasFootballOct 25
Glen is all of us
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Texas Football
@TexasFootball23h
Moments like these🤘
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Can our fans find anything else to gripe about?! Enjoy the damn win 🤘🏼
Derek Ryan@longhornderekOct 24
I’m looking for a personal injury attorney who will represent me in a lawsuit against The University of Texas for potential health issues caused by the smoke. Not looking for monetary payout. Just hoping for a settlement where they agree to stop doing it.
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Anwar Richardson
@AnwarRichardsonOct 25
Texas football coach Steve Sarkisian said, "For those fans who sold their tickets, they missed a hell of a game tonight."
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We survived 🫩🤘🏼
🤖 Made with AI
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Kodak Montana
@rtruth901Oct 25
#HOOKEM 🤘🏾 😮‍💨
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When’s the next @SpaceX launch? Why am I asking? Bc I want to strap Jeff Banks dumbass to the rocket and never see him again.
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Kevin Dunn@KevinDunn01Oct 25
Even though it’s a home game, take Jeff Banks to the ABIA private terminal & fire his ass on the tarmac. Send them to Thailand & let them play with the million monkeys there. #HookEm
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Kodak Montana
@rtruth901Oct 25
This too, hating ass M’fers #HOOKEM 🤘🏾 😮‍💨
🤖 Made with AI
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Boots on ground. Lfg. #hookem
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Ticket sold!
Papa “Not Ted” Kyle
@Still_Not_TedOct 24
🚨 PSA 🚨 I have an extra ticket for the Texas / Ole Miss game today. Asking $300. DM if interested. Venmo/Cashapp for payment
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Spot check on TTU 😬
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🚨 PSA 🚨 I have an extra ticket for the Texas / Ole Miss game today. Asking $300. DM if interested. Venmo/Cashapp for payment
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College Sports Only
@CSOonXOct 24
WAKE THE FUCK UP, IT'S THE FIRST-EVER BALL-SAC RIVALRY GAME!!!
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Raise your hand if you’re glutton for punishment and will be at DKR today ✋🏼
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