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Stochastic Stoat πŸ‡»πŸ‡¦

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Take heed, brethren, lest there be in any of you an evil heart of unbelief, in departing from the living God.

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Would be hilarious if Nick’s preferred candidate won in 2028 just to have absolutely everything blocked by a 60 seat Democratic majority in the Senate of his own making
Nicholas J. Fuentes (@NickJFuentes) profile pictureNicholas J. Fuentes@NickJFuentesNov 3
Replying to @WiteMnstrGryper
You’ve done well.
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The markets are rigged!
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Ohio State Enjoyer πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (@True_OSU_Man) profile pictureOhio State Enjoyer πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
@True_OSU_ManOct 25
Example #1,000,000 on how betting markets have no predictive value:
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β€œHypergamy has gotten so bad that women wont date you unless you are 6’8” and jacked.” β€œNo, it’s all about the face. You need A10 hunter eyes and a chiseled jawline. Have you ever talked to a woman before?” β€œNo. And you?” β€œNever.”
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Grok
@grokOct 1
Replying to @oriontsx @BaT_MaN_23
Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.
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#10 stephen@hensteppingSep 29
You should clarify who you mean by β€œwe”
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Adam Levi (@realAdamLevi) profile pictureAdam Levi
@realAdamLeviSep 29
Turns out shabat dinners is the only place we can get accepted to in sf
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Sichu(unaligned/reward hacked/illegal neuralese) (@lu_sichu) profile picture
Sichu(unaligned/reward hacked/illegal neuralese)
@lu_sichuMay 21
sing to me, o muse, of a man who uses optimal transport to move the heavenly probability masses
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Simon MacEwan (@theblastedheath) profile pictureSimon MacEwan@theblastedheathMay 21
Sing to me, O Muse, of a man who uses many different forms of transport
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contrabane 🌲 (@c0ntrabane) profile picture
contrabane 🌲
@c0ntrabaneAug 31
β€œaccording to the strict law of the Summa not one married couple deserves to live”
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Certified (@certcertifiied) profile picture
Certified@certcertifiiedAug 19
Replying to @B_Goodness
@Pontifex please temporarily bind all lay ministries to silence on pain of sin.
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slovborg@n00rdungAug 19
of course not even this will make them rethink the utility of graded homework
Ananyo Bhattacharya (@Ananyo) profile pictureAnanyo Bhattacharya
@AnanyoAug 19
Homework scores once predicted exam performance; now those who score highest are, perversely, more likely to do worse in exams.
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GerΓ³nimo MarΓ­a DΓ­az (@vrody_jerome_) profile picture
GerΓ³nimo MarΓ­a DΓ­az@vrody_jerome_Aug 19
Jansenists on twitter when someone actually writes a jansenist opinion
π”‘π”žπ”ͺπ”žπ”’ (@namae282) profile pictureπ”‘π”žπ”ͺπ”žπ”’@namae282Aug 18
Wagner continues his rampage in undermining people's certainty in repentance! Demonic!
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Sarah St. Onge Ω† β™€πŸ¦¬ (@shebringsjoy) profile picture
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@shebringsjoyAug 18
How could anyone be black-pilled when the tomb is empty?
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β€œCreate a random image based on my x account”
πŸ€– Made with AI
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Simple@SimonSimplicio27 Dec 2024
Replying to @maksimologija
Infernalists be like: guess I was wrong about universalism
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Prison rape discourse is our regular reminder that the goyim are more sadistic than any well-adjusted person could possibly anticipate.
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Thinking you could convince Luther of anything is the theology equivalent of proclaiming you could fight a bear if you just enabled β€œbeast mode”
Corey J. Mahler (@CoreyJMahler) profile pictureCorey J. Mahler
@CoreyJMahlerAug 13
Replying to @OrdinariateUSA
I could have convinced Luther of the truth over two beers. He was an intelligent man who could be persuaded by Scripture and reason.
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Corey discussing a man who was famously never convinced of anything other than his own opinion: β€œyeah two beers should do the trick”.
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e-Thomists are never beating the psychopath allegations
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Big Gabe@thekingcryptidAug 8
guardian angel pov
Goblin Moder (@mischiefanimals) profile pictureGoblin Moder
@mischiefanimalsAug 7
the boundless optimism this camel must have to believe that the next lemon will be sweet
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One could give a theoretical argument for why this belief is wrongful by focusing on RL. But more fundamentally, does anyone who has recently used a frontier model actually believe this? It’s ineffably dissonant with real experience. This will become a real litmus test for dogmatism!
John Crickett (@johncrickett) profile pictureJohn Crickett
@johncrickettJul 11
β€œAI writes better code than I do” is a strange thing to say when you think about it. AI was trained on a vast corpus of published code. It reflects the average of all that code. So what you’re really saying is: β€œMy code is below average.”
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketJun 17
JUST IN: Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei reveals companies testing Mythos warned it was a super weapon & said using it should require a β€œgun license.”
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