Thanks to all my oomfs for getting me up to 250. It's good to see the Empire's sons aren't lost to the years of Disney propaganda. Now, pick your class and secure that command post!

Filoni in the drawing room one day: "George, remember that ARC trooper from the comics, Alpha? Well, here's a bald wholesome chungus with a thing for my underage tailhead main character and a total disregard for dress code. Also, he gets the Jaig eyes instead because I say so."

"Grimdark doesn't work in Star Wars" is the single biggest tell of a Star Wars tourist.

> Blackpills his master so hard, he wouldn't take another Padawan after him > Mentors a Tusken who becomes Dark Lord after Sidious > Owns a whole harem and still forbids relationships > Hides behind his allies as Grievous butchers them all >Respectable moderate High Councilor

Several of my replies are just Rebel fans coping and seething about their no-win situation. In Disney Canon, they're neutered cucks propped up entirely by plot devices. In Legends, their whole ethos gets curbstomped by Slaanesh level hedonists. Generational Imperial W.

The Yuuzhan Vong were the first thing written out by Disney's Lucasfilm because they force a paradigm shift. When "Literally Nazis" are the deterrent for "Literally Chaos" AND instrumental to getting rid of them, were the Rebels really the heroes for opening the gates to them?

The design team watching changing consumer habits chimp out an another level in the theater because of them:

It's an unwritten rule of the galaxy that 1 in every billion blue aliens turns out baller for no discernible reason. Not even the Emperor can explain why. No, the Twi'leks don't make the cut, their whole civilization is just a vicious cycle of slavery and communism.

Meet the Imperial Troop Transport. With a gross weight rating of 55 tons, the ITT can run over 90mph on dirt roads. The ITT also has space for 16 troopers in total, plus a pilot and a gunner. Everything about this floating box is absurd and the Empire could never replace it.