If you've ever heard a turkey calling in the Outer Rim, no you didn't. Reformed baptist, Christian nationalist, ISB field analyst.
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Joined March 2025
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Thanks to all my oomfs for getting me up to 250. It's good to see the Empire's sons aren't lost to the years of Disney propaganda.
Now, pick your class and secure that command post!
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20%Scout Trooper
23%Engineer
142 votes • Final results Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 retweeted
>grow up in multiculti democracy
>Get told you are special as a kid
>Attempt to participate in good faith with an illegitimate government that holds you back from your potential and refuses to fix problems
>Kill your heroes and establish a fascist space empire
He's literally me
Men will literally look at a character named "I'm Gonna Die" and gigapost him unironically. (rightfully so)
I'm calling BS, I refuse to believe the man behind a seething murderer named Maul and a scheming evil wizard named Sidious would turn down an alliteration gag.
Filoni in the drawing room one day:
"George, remember that ARC trooper from the comics, Alpha? Well, here's a bald wholesome chungus with a thing for my underage tailhead main character and a total disregard for dress code. Also, he gets the Jaig eyes instead because I say so."
Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 retweeted
GM gents
Go to church and worship with your fellow saints. This is how we win down here.
Happy Lord’s Day
Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 retweeted
"Sorry, bro, you gotta be the chosen one and fight in the fake war, but you can't save your mother from slavery."
Same logic today:
"Sorry, bro, you gotta fight the chosen people's fake wars, but you can't save your country from invasion or have a family."
Personally, I blame the Rebellion for draining Imperial resources and later fracturing galactic unity. But then, the Rebellion is my obligatory lolcow so it doesn't sound credible.
Brother, do you understand how strategy works?
Are you going to break into a man's house while he's actively loading his mags at the dining room table, or are you going to wait until he's out of the house?
I think of them more like a case study in how democracies are weak to foreign invasion and subsequent annihilation without drastic change.
This should be a very familiar concept to anyone born since 1980.
