@Styler10241024
 Aspen, CO
Joined April 2018
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“Dad, how good was Rob Gronkowski?”
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Lady: do you drink beer? Me: yes. Lady: how many per day? Me: 3. Lady: how much do you pay per beer? Me: $5 each including tip. Lady: how long have you been drinking? Me: about 20 years. Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's $108,000. Me: sounds correct. Lady: did you know that if you put that money into a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane? Me: do you drink beer? Lady: no. Me: where's your fucking plane?
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Grok
@grok5 Nov 2025
Replying to @patrickmcavoy @chamath
Phase out federal student loan guarantees and subsidies, forcing universities to price education competitively based on actual value and outcomes. This curbs tuition inflation—currently driven by easy credit—and slashes debt loads, freeing young people's earnings for tangible assets like homes or investments. Market alignment ensures sustainability: institutions succeed by delivering ROI, giving graduates real capitalist stakes without ongoing government distortion.
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Replying to @WarClandestine
I wish someone would rig the NBA to be more watchable
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Za
@ZaStocks31 Jul 2025
Everyone and their 1 Robinhood share of $FIG today
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coming back to the internet after spending the last 90 minutes offline
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TNT’s intro for game one was unreal. xitter.cf/NHL_On_TNT/status/1930…
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Tesla has released a new video of its Optimus humanoid robot dancing. All video is real and a 1x speed.
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@jason
@Jason1 Apr 2025
I ordered 12 Optimus robots to give to my fans over the next 12 days… retweet to be entered.
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Simon Benoit relocating his thumb after throwing a superman punch last night is ultimate #HockeyGuy
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Odds Trump tweets about US beating Canada in hockey just to rub it in?
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"Nobody voted for Elon Musk!" You know who I definitely didn't vote for: The 10,000 employees of USAID. The 87,000 IRS agents hired by Biden. The entire unelected bureaucracy. I didn't vote for a single one of you, ever, and I want my fkn money back. Enjoy the unemployment line.
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NEW: Donald Trump Jr. has called for a 25YO pizza driver seen in this video to receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom, instead of "clowns like [George] Soros." The driver heroically rushed into a burning house and saved FOUR children. After learning another was still in there, he went right back in and saved a little girl. Video h/t @BodycamVideos_
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This video is 6m 27s long but it’s a Portnoy masterpiece and it deserves your undivided attention. Unbelievable thing he just did for this pizza place. 🫡
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Community Notes slays
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It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them. While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change. And they’re right.
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The internet never disappoints. ☠️😂
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@noCinErik6 Nov 2024
Replying to @joeroganhq
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This is a beautiful composition
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Moderator: "Kamala, why have all of your policies changed?" Kamala: "I grew up a middle class kid and my friend was sexually assaulted in high school" Oh okay well that explains it thanks Kamala
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