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Joined May 2021
ObiWanCannoli retweeted
I wish we talked about how checking our phones when someone is telling us a story is a form of rejection
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ObiWanCannoli retweeted
Liberals keep spreading the lie that Ken Paxton let off a child rapist. Most of them (99.9%) have never even read the trial transcript. Yes, there was a trial. 5 people said not guilty. The liberal version needs you to pretend the trial didn’t happen. It did. Ken Paxton didn’t bury it—he tried it. The jury wouldn’t convict. That’s not a favor. That’s the standard they love until it cuts the wrong way. Vote Ken In!🇺🇸
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ObiWanCannoli retweeted
Very painful to be in your 40s. You find both older people and younger people unbearable. You also find other 40 year olds unbearable. Truly a great age.
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You have to be very, very careful with people who have lost parents, siblings or children. When someone experiences that level of loss, it changes how they see everything. Things that used to matter suddenly don't. They have less patience for fake energy, meaningless relationships or anything that destroys their peace. Because losing someone that's close doesn't just shatter your heart. It changes parts of who you are. Some storms don't just break branches, they change the way the tree grows forever. They move differently, they love differently, even behind their biggest smiles there's a way most people will never understand. Grief doesn't simply disappear with time. You just learn how to carry it. That's why they value real connections differently. I know firsthand that someone you love can be here today and gone tomorrow. So when they protect their peace, their energy, and the people they love. Understand where it comes from because they've already experienced what it feels like to lose someone they thought they'd have forever.
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ObiWanCannoli retweeted
To ALL My Incredible, Loyal WRESTLING & G.I. JOE Fan Base…This Is Robert Remus, AKA: Sgt Slaughter & I Am Very Excited To Announce, That A Live-Action Movie, A Story Based On My Fictional Military Character, Is In The Works. It Is Something That I’ve Visualized & Worked Tirelessly, To Have One Day, Arrive To The Paramount, The Silver Screen. I Hope You Will Stand By Me, As You Have Throughout My Career, As I Humbly & Respectfully Ask You, My Dedicated & Devoted Supporters To Watch This “Teaser Scene” & I Kindly Request That You Share It & Leave A Comment, So I Know You’re Here. Stay Tuned, More Information Will Follow. Thank You, To All of You, My Universe & Allegiance, For Your Time & Consideration. This Means More To Me, Than You Will Ever Know. youtu.be/y6z_PsaVu_Q?is=NFCi…
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ObiWanCannoli retweeted
Going to the gym and it’s empty is life’s most underrated pleasures.
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nothing pisses me off more than potato chips as a side to a cheeseburger.
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Eat good 70-85% of the time Cardio 3-4x a week and Strength train, that’s literally it.
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ObiWanCannoli retweeted
Banana peppers take a sandwich to the next level
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Y'all don't ignore ppl enough. That's why you stressed out.
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ObiWanCannoli retweeted
can't believe its almost August. time flies when you're working everyday of your fvcking life
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Credit card debt is one of the worst things you can ever do for your finances.
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ObiWanCannoli retweeted
Don’t go to therapy. Fix your diet and get some exercise. Spend more time outdoors. You’ll feel infinitely better after a week than you would after 10 years of therapy.
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ObiWanCannoli retweeted
Remote work changed my life MORE than my salary did. The money matters, obviously. But the real flex is no commute, quiet mornings, midday walks, dinner plans after work, and still having energy to build a life outside my job.
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ObiWanCannoli retweeted
not a fan of accidentally remembering thoughts i wanted to forget permanently
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ObiWanCannoli retweeted
Nothing worse than bumping into someone in the supermarket , having a chat, saying goodbye, then awkwardly passing them on every other fecking aisle.
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ObiWanCannoli retweeted
I’ll take 102 degrees over 22 degrees any day of the week.
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OFFICE ADVICE: The person who has been at the company for 20 years but isn't management is who you should be friends with.
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