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Surfing Corporate

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An insider's guide to navigating the corporate world

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Joined September 2019
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Everything's fine.
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When you wanted to be a manager and now you have to manage people
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keely flaherty@keelyflaherty17 Feb 2023
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Rod@justme_rod30 Jan 2023
Describe corporate America in one pic. I’ll go first:
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Andrew Curry
@andrewcurryla6 Jan 2023
Never resonated so much with an image, professionally. 😈 😇
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Charlie Clark
@CharC_SEO18 Jan 2023
If anyone's wondering what you gain from a tweet that's had over 100k likes, 12k retweets, and over 3.1 million views... It's around 300 followers and a £50 payment from an IG page that wanted to share it on their socials.
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@CharC_SEO16 Jan 2023
Me to the HR department: Thanks! Loved my time being employed here Me on Glassdoor:
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Seriously considering pivoting my career to egg farming.
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Bridget@realityreacts12 Dec 2022
me 5 seconds after they send out an email saying there’s leftovers up for grabs in conference room E #TheWhiteLotus
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50% of my time at work is used to overthink every single one of my emails and in-person interactions.
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#WhiteLotus is GOLD.
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100% of your work problems will disappear if you: 1. Focus on the things that are within your control 2. Keep written track of your wins 3. Find a supportive mentor 4. Practice gratitude on a daily basis 5. Win the lottery
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Too far?
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@mariana05712 Oct 2022
Job Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next five years? Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening.
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I’m in a very “as per my previous email” mood today
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Getting company emails and congratulations from people I don’t know about someone else I don’t know getting a promotion I don’t care about so I think a reply-all with UNSUBSCRIBE as a subject may be in order.
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A haunted house, but it’s room after room of corporate compliance videos that you must listen to and respond correctly in order to exit.
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Julicorn@ChicksRule6 Oct 2022
When you wanted to leave work 5 minutes ago but that one stupid coworker has a problem only you can fix
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