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Ex-Pro Stuntman, Building Software for ecommerce and Shopify stores, also love Filmmaking 🇬🇷🇮🇲 Sold 3 x apps. From the UK (IOM), live in Greece (Athens)

Greece
Joined February 2021
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Will Sutton retweeted
Turn any existing Agent into the world's best personal shopper for you. The new shop skill: shop.md/ Add the skill & connect your Shop account & finally find the thing that you always wanted
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Will Sutton retweeted
Shopify now connects to @grok and @bot. One more place merchants already work, now connected to their store. Solo founder no longer means solo operator.
Hire Grok @Bot to manage your @Shopify store. He will do an amazing job!
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Will Sutton retweeted
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY. > OpenAI just announced Dots. > SpaceXAI bought Dot.com it redirects straight to the Grok Bot download page. based lmao.
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SLOW BELLY: a lazy person; a heavy, indolent glutton who lives for the next meal. Recorded c. 1611 (King James Bible, Titus 1:12). From a Cretan proverb turned into a lasting insult. Forgotten words, revived daily. Follow for more obsolete English.
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GULPIN: a gullible person; a fool who will swallow any story whole. Recorded in slang from the 19th century. Easy prey for a sharp tongue or a tall tale. Forgotten words, revived daily. Follow for more obsolete English.
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Will Sutton retweeted
Here's 4 hours of our robot doing zero-shot work in 30 rental homes
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We Must Pace the Frontier
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Will Sutton retweeted
Incredibly emotional watching this because I’m painfully aware that “the good old days” are right now. At 42 I have a perfectly imperfect life with a wonderful wife and two great kids. I don’t long for my younger years. I want to freeze time right now.
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Will Sutton retweeted
Wrote a post about how people think getting rich will make your life amazing. It might make some parts of your life amazing, but it actually ruins the most important part of life: Your social life. Read it here: teapaw.org/awilkinson/status/2090…
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Will Sutton retweeted
Yesterday's solar eclipse didn't just block the sun — it put a dent in Internet traffic. In Iceland, Spain, and Portugal, HTTP requests dropped up to 30% right at peak totality. Not a network issue. Just millions of people stepping outside to look up. cfl.re/4gwgQE8
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Will Sutton retweeted
A huge amount of the Anti-AI code sentiment massively overestimates the quality of human code outside of a very small set of open source and high quality company codebases. Human Slop is everywhere and can trivially be improved on by any opus level model.
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Will Sutton retweeted
All the nasty fouls Argentina got away with v England
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Will Sutton retweeted
Replying to @stevenmarkryan
Neuralink is needed to solve the super low & lossy output bandwidth of humans. Our input bandwidth, thanks to vision, is many orders of magnitude higher than our output bandwidth, but could also be greatly improved. By addressing these bandwidth limitations and greatly increasing our effective cognitive capacity, human-AI symbiosis will be far better, improving the probability of a great outcome for humanity in the future.
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Will Sutton retweeted
This is it. Everything learned spending millions on longevity. From: Your Immortal Unc and Auntie. To: Our Immortal nieces and nephews. 0. Sleep is the world's most powerful drug. 1. Be in your bed for 8 hours 2. Same bedtime every night, any time before midnight 3. Don’t eat right before bed 4. Calm foods for dinner 5. No screens 1 hour before bed 6. Avoid added sugar (be aware it’s in everything) 7. Avoid all things in an American convenience store 8. Avoid fried foods 9. Shoes off at the door 10. Eat whole foods, particularly veggies fruits nuts legumes berries 11. Walk a little after meals or air squats 12. Get your heart rate high routinely 13. Lift heavy things 14. Stretch daily 15. Water pik, floss, brush, tongue scrape, morning and night 16. Make an effort to drink water 17. Get sunlight when you wake up (UV is low) 18. Protect skin in midday sun 19. Stand up straight 20. See at least one friend once a week 21. Avoid plastic where you can (in all things) 22. Circulate air in rooms 23. When stressed, breathe, learn to calm your body 24. Go to the dentist 25. Avoid sitting for long times 26. Protect your hearing, the world is too loud 27. Alcohol is bad for you 28. Finish coffee before noon 29. Avoid bright lights after sunset 30. If obese, look into a GLP 31. Sleep in a cold room 32. Texting while driving is dangerous 33. Turn off all notifications 34. Limit social media use 35. Don’t smoke anything 36. If you struggle to sleep, read a physical book before bed 37. 1 hour before bed have a calm wind down routine: bath, read, light walk, listen to music 38. The body is a clock and loves routine. Have a daily morning and evening schedule. 39. Avoid long distance travel where you can 40. Baby steps first: incorporate new things slowly 41. Do less… most things don’t work. Bonus points if you get your blood checked. Start here, it will change your life.
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Will Sutton retweeted
Standards are words and talk is cheap. A standard's success is measured by adoption, which is earned by solving right problems, with the right primitives, and running code. Universal Commerce Protocol has been a rocket ship. We chiseled it out of decades of shared experience running the world's largest commerce and consumer platforms, and it struck a chord, pulling contributors and adoption from across the agentic ecosystem. Case in point, the 04-08 release packed a punch. We landed support for: catalog for product discovery, cart building, post-order operations, context & intent for personalization, trust signals, and eligibility claims. Today the 🚀 trajectory accelerates. We're welcoming @amazon, @Meta, @Microsoft, @salesforce, and @stripe to the UCP Tech Council 🎉, working alongside @Google, @Shopify, @Etsy, @Target, and @Wayfair. Combined, these platforms touch billions of users, millions of merchants, and trillions of dollars in annual transactions — all rallying behind UCP as the one open protocol for the agentic era. Tech Council update: newsfilecorp.com/release/294…
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Sega invested $5 million in Nvidia in 1996, converting the final payment from a failed contract to develop a graphics chip for the Sega Dreamcast console. Sega sold its shares shortly after Nvidia went public, realizing a return of $15 million—a 3x return in about four years. Jensen says that if Sega had kept its investment, it would be worth around $1 trillion today. Epic story.
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Will Sutton retweeted
Entrepreneurs won BFCM, again. → Merchants’ sales globally were $14.6 billion, up 27% from last year → 81 million shoppers bought from Shopify-powered brands → 15,800+ entrepreneurs made their first sale → 136+ million packages tracked in the Shop App → 2.2 trillion edge requests → Processed and served 90 PB of data from our infrastructure → Handled 14.8 trillion database queries and 1.75 trillion database writes
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Will Sutton retweeted
It's officially Black Friday in the first time zones and we're live with this year's Live Globe, now inside a pinball machine. The design is beautiful, it’s fun to play, and live sales trigger surprises. The team went all out on this one. Give it a spin.
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Starting and running a business in 2025 Britain - let’s walk through it. You’ve got a good idea, managed to save a few quid to invest and want to give it a go. Let’s say it’s a cafe. Generate wealth, create jobs and contribute to your local economy. Great idea. You just picked the wrong country to do it in. Registering the damn thing is complicated enough, and that’s the easy bit. Next up is the bank account? You’re treated like a criminal and it takes week - opening a cafe, not a terrorist cell. You manage to find a premise, good location. Oh, it costs a fortune. Rent through the roof and you’re forced to pay thousands to the council. For what? The filthy high street? The rapid customer service? Hmm. Yet another rip off. Inspections are a nightmare, it’s never-ending bureaucracy from people who have never created anything in their lives. But somehow you get it off the ground and things go well. You need to expand, hire someone. Ouch. PAYE, national insurance, pensions, HR policies, health and safety risk assessments. One wrong step and you’re facing an employment tribunal. Is it even worth the risk? It’s becoming more and more expensive, and risky, to hire people? Why bother? Maybe you try and get independent contracted help. Ah. IR35 puts a stop to that. We wouldn’t want any flexibility now, would we? That would make too much sense. Your accountants already cost an absolute fortune. They’re bleeding you dry just so you comply with the layers and layers of regulations. But let’s say it’s gone well, and your hard work is paying off. Turnover hits £90k. The dreaded VAT threshold. That means if you essentially then have to start charging VAT. That means everything gets 20% more expensive for your customers. Or you are forced to absorb the costs. Or you deliberately make less money to stay below the threshold. Just brilliant. Maybe you want to keep the cafe open later? Serve some alcohol? Have some music on? More licences. More costs. More inspections. More bureaucracy. Why bother? Waste collection even costs a fortune. Remind me, why are you already paying the council? You try and ring the council, you’re on hold for 30 minutes. Brilliant. Customers are waiting. You finally speak to someone. They’re rude, and haven’t got a clue what they’re doing. They promise they’ll get back to you, but they only work four days a week and on Thursday they’re working from home. No answer, you have to chase and chase and chase. Incompetence reigns. Right. We’ve got through all of that, now you want to pay yourself? Not unreasonable is it? For working 16 hour days to get the business off the ground? Corporation tax slices your profit down. Maybe there’s some left. Dividend allowance has been cut, so there’s less to take there. Tax rates are up too. Hmm. Okay, well let’s take a small salary and some dividends. Maybe you’ve got student debt too which takes a large chunk? It is brutal. Even making money costs money. It costs to deposit, it costs to accept card payments. No holiday, no protection, no respect. All risk, and you’re treated like dirt by the Government. You look at it all and just think, why bother? Why not work for the public sector as some irrelevant bureaucrat obstructing everyone else? Get 60k, 35 days holiday and you can literally never be sacked. What’s the point? Why take the risk? Just do that instead. We desperately need to back British enterprise. Reward those who take all of the risk. And actually, support local businesses where we all can. We should be slashing corporation tax, doubling the VAT threshold, increasing personal allowances, abolishing business rates for high street small firms, reducing national insurance contributions, cutting tax on salary/dividends, brutalising red tape and PLENTY more. If you do these things, you will generate MORE tax revenue. It is really not a complicated principle. Does Reeves understand that? No. The woman is clueless. Absolutely clueless. She does NOT understand what she is forcing on business owners. Let’s see if she can run our cafe for a week. Absolutely NO chance. I’m with the men and women who build businesses, create wealth, and generate opportunities. They have my full respect. The politicians running our country certainly do not. My message to our cafe owner? Keep plugging away, it will get better. Please know that at least one MP is fighting for you in Westminster.
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So you’re telling me that: - Income Tax - National Insurance - Corporation Tax - Capital Gains Tax - Council Tax - VAT - Excise Duty - Fuel Duty - Stamp Duty - Air Passenger Duty - Insurance Premium Tax - Green Taxes - Gambling Taxes - Plastic Bag Charges - Carbon Emissions Levy - Landfill Tax - TV Licence Fee - Congestion Charges - Sugar Tax - Now VAT on Private School Fees STILL isn’t enough to fund public services, roads and schools? Meanwhile, the government is: - Freezing income tax thresholds (dragging millions into higher bands) - Hiking council tax bands - Raising Capital Gains Tax - Upping employer National Insurance - Killing off the non-dom regime - Hiking Stamp Duty on second homes - Freezing inheritance tax thresholds - Planning cuts to pension tax relief - Looking at scrapping or limiting your £20,000 tax-free ISA allowance (so even your savings aren’t safe) 
Taxed when you earn. Taxed when you spend. Taxed when you save. Taxed when you die. How is this normal? 🤡🌍
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