Shortarse. Co-founder of @nufcTheMag. Tea boy at @backpageshop. Author of “Upstairs on Fourth Street”. Basically invented social media. No, don't thank me.
Gateshead, England
Joined August 2011
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🤣🤣🙈🤦They’re not even trying to hide the fact that, deep down, they always wished they were The Bunnymen ❤️
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We are proud & pleased to announce. (Two minutes later than planned after we remembered all who have served our country).
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Great to have the Dinamo Zagreb lads supporting the shop today.
Loved reminiscing about the Champions League games back in '97 - they still haven't forgiven Temuri Ketsbaia though!
Off to visit SJP and enjoy a few pints around Newcastle.
Sretno, boys! 🇭🇷 ⚫️⚪️⚽️
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It was our pleasure to help local artist and Toon fan, Mul, with his latest project at SJP in collaboration with NUFC and Guinness.
Check it out on Instagram 🖤🤍⚽️
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Great to welcome former NUFC full-back Peter Kelly into the shop for a chat and a trip down Magpie Memory Lane.
Great to reminisce about that era and the Bastia UEFA Cup games. Johnny Rep may have got a mention! ⚫️⚪️⚽️👍
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If you're dreaming of a 'Write Christmas' then we've got the best range of Geordie greetings cards for you to send over the festive season!
Just £2.99 each or take advantage of our great 4 for £10 offer!
🎄🎅 🧑🎄 ❄️
#metrocentre
#christmasiscoming
#Christmas
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Magnificent mantlepiece Magpie marksmen ⚫️⚪️⚽️
Just four of a wider range of beautifully crafted figures of NUFC icons available. Priced £49.99 each.
These four might fetch a few quid in the modern transfer market!
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Don't get yourself in a spin for Christmas - get your greetings cards now! 🎄🎅
Loads of great Geordie designs to choose from. Send them to family, friends, pets... even Mackems (well it is the season of goodwill, after all! 😉)
£2.99 each or 4 for £10.
Black & Write Army! ✍️
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Look your Sunday best (or look sharp any day of the week) with our great Joe Harvey clothing range of polos, sweatshirts & hoodies.
Available in all sizes and colours while stocks last in St Andrews Street, MetroCentre and Cramlington.
Polos £34.99
Sweatshirts & Hoodies £49.99
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Boston added to the US Toon Army wall, alongside Baltimore, Nashville, Chicago, Dallas, San Diego, San Antonio and Philly.
Geordies here, Geordies there!
Howay New York, LA, DC etc - get yasels represented!
🇺🇸 ⚫️⚪️
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Aye, we know it's only September, but if you can already buy the new Oor Wullie annual then Christmas must be around the corner 🎅 🧑🎄 🎄
Festive party jumpers now in stock, priced £45, sizing from Small - 3XL to allow for those extra mince pies! 😉
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🇩🇪 Hamburg fans with a Kevin Keegan tifo at their game today 👏🏟️
#NUFC #NUFCFsns #NUFCNews #Newcastle
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As part of our work alongside @samaritans to help fans who need it most, all 20 Premier League clubs will deliver bespoke suicide support on home matchdays.
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Happy 60th birthday to John Beresford, one of the best left-backs NUFC have ever had!
Many happy returns, Bez!
🖤🤍⚽️🎂
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Turns out all the 'experts' were right.
This lad was a United player at the end of the transfer window, after all.
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Ok @SkySports_Keith it’s time for me to man up. When we stood in that London bar on the eve of our first trophy win in my lifetime, you told me to stop getting attached to players who ultimately are all just passing through. I couldn’t see any life after Bruno. Now I can see it.
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A day to remember King Kev, who lives on forever in every 🖤🤍 heart.
Remember the good times, both as player and manager, and give thanks that you saw them for they really were the most special of times. ⚽️👊