Symbolism™ retweeted
Replying to @PolitlcsUK
I just feel like this government is my enemy more than anyone else
Breaking News from Andy Bumhole Burnham:
"Right, I've decided to cut a whole 5p off the price of a Greggs sausage roll…and if that doesn’t fix the cost of living crisis, I don’t know what will."
#AndyBurnham #Labour #ripoffbritain
Symbolism™ retweeted
Blatant predictive programming.
I was just flicking through telly and this brief power cut happened in sodding Coronation Street.
I don’t believe in coincidences.
Desperate stuff 😂.
Symbolism™ retweeted
Oh, FUCK OFF - men can be friends with whoever they want. And, actually, it's safer for us on every metric to have exclusively male company.
P.S. - Feminist guff is a major red flag in females, @vicderbyshire ⛳️
Symbolism™ retweeted
We are almost at the stage where all new cars are SO crap, it's better to buy something a few years old, of the previous generation.
Square, soulless blocks of metal, plastic leather, tinny interiors.
Cheap, digital dashboards instead of Swiss watch dials.
I'm looking at you, Audi, BMW, Mercedes, VW.
No excuse for producing this dross.
As if we are going to vote our way out of this mess.
Politicians promise the world, get in power, then follow orders from their masters.
Rinse and repeat.
Wake up.
Symbolism™ retweeted
🚨🇬🇧 “I didn’t even FeeEELLL it”
“Get your FREE Flu Jab TODAY”
UK Puppet PM Andy Burnham gets his latest Flu Jab & urges you to do the same
Symbolism™ retweeted
Some people questioned the science. Others put the office water cooler on their head and became the science.
Symbolism™ retweeted
🚨BREAKING..
Andy Burnham cutting price for having a shit in a public toilet from £1 to 50p.
Symbolism™ retweeted
Andy Burnham has announced a freeze in the cost of paperclips until next Wednesday.
Symbolism™ retweeted
Bev Turner GBNews - Russell Brand is a hero, it’s a media stitch up.
This aged well…
Symbolism™ retweeted
Nobody asked for refrigerators with Wi-Fi.
Nobody asked for restaurants without menus.
Nobody asked for washing machines that play a song when they're finished.
We had perfectly good versions of all these things 40 years ago.
BREAKING: Multiple online services are down or 'experiencing issues.'
Google Cloud has reported "issues" in its western Europe region affecting dozens of websites, including; Revolut, Royal Mail and HSBC.
Latest updates ➡️ trib.al/M16q5UZ
📺 Sky 501



























