Future Yeoman retweeted
The new Bladerunner is obviously not a movie. It's a Joker 2 situation, a demoralization project. The best thing you can do is ignore it completely.
The one thing that'd move the needle would be to honeypot the people involved, get them to admit on camera it was made to own the chuds, their ideological motivations, maybe even their perversions and corrupt practices. Use that material to crowd-fund a documentary and hire private investigators to go through their trash, track the funding (who is paying for movies that are designed to bomb?), interview disaffected insiders, and organize surreal stunts.
Turn the lives of the propagandists into a circus freak sideshow, into content. Convert the subhuman materials behind "the entertainment industry" into an economy of stunt journalism.
Future Yeoman retweeted
This is a story about black generational wealth and why niggas don't usually have it
Damon Wayans Jr. exposes the truth about how Black celebrities vs. white celebrities act behind closed doors
"That’s when I realized the difference between how Black celebrities have fun and white celebrities have fun was on the set of Other Guys"
"We got Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. I got really close with them, right? And so close that they had this poker night... he would rent this nice hotel room and had a dealer and open bar"
"I remember showing up for the first time and it was like Will Ferrell, it was Adam, a couple other celebrities… zero bitches, right? And so this is before I was married, right? Zero bitches"
"So I go up to Will and I’m just like, 'Hey man, where the hoes at?' He’s like, 'Hoes? Um, I’m married.' I was like, 'Oh no… but like, where the hoes at?' He’s like, 'No, we’re just going to play poker'"
"I just wasn’t used to it, you know? ‘Cause like, you know, Uncle Marlon… he got hoes everywhere. He bring hoes to the dentist"
"Yeah, that nigga die, he bring bitches to heaven. Like, 'What’s up, God? Me plus three. Can we get them some wings?'"
Future Yeoman retweeted
There are people in 2026 who think this is a well handled exploration of gender norms, forgetting that Sokka watched grown women stand behind, while him, a literal child, defended them from invaders. He could have actually died here defending adults.
Future Yeoman retweeted
This is a fairly common pattern:
Lurid allegations used to justify sweeping new leftist measures => allegations are disproven => institutions just institute the measures anyways.
Breaking News: Cornell banned parties at fraternity houses for the rest of the academic year in response to Jane Doe’s 2024 rape allegations. nyti.ms/4ii5EMa
Future Yeoman retweeted
It amazes me that many adults still haven't grasped that friendship groups tend to form through shared experiences, familiarity, proximity and social environments, rather than conscious demographic selection. These are relationships that develop organically, not things you force.
Future Yeoman retweeted
WATCH: Britain’s ITN has released ~4 hours of previously sealed 1989 Tiananmen footage — filmed by the team that smuggled the tapes out of China.
The material, archived for ~35 years, includes a 2-hour crackdown compilation and 90 minutes of secretly filmed raw rushes from the days after, showing military trucks on Beijing streets, crowds, and the aftermath.
Future Yeoman retweeted
Illinois is embarrassed by the number of career criminals caught reoffending after slaps on the wrist.
But the legislature has come up with a solution. No, not a solution to the recidivism problem, but a solution to the judges-and-prosecutors-being-embarrassed-by-their-bad-decisions problem. A new law automatically seals the records of every criminal case (with minor narrow exceptions). This means that journalists can’t write stories like this unless they maintain their own parallel records of sentencing instances.
This is unconstitutional. The public has a right to access to the court records, and a government can’t blanket seal such an overbroad category of cases.
@HamLincLaw would love to bring that lawsuit to block this law, but we need a journalist or publication who can show that they’ll be affected by this law to have standing to do it.
If that’s you, and you’re interested, DM or email me.
Getting a 42-month sentence for robbing the Prada store on Oak Street of $46,000 didn’t set him straight.
Months after getting out, he helped rob a utility crew of a $25,000 camera, which made the feds angry.
His sentence: 8 years *federal*
cwbchicago.com/2026/10/prada…
Future Yeoman retweeted
Immigration enthusiasts make the best case that the admin has significantly changed migration policy
Future Yeoman retweeted
Israel, extremely short of troops in the 47-49 war, put women in combat and then removed them
1. Negative effect on discipline. Young men and young women in close quarters in stressful situations. Duh.
2. Injured / wounded much more often.
3. Physically too weak to carry out many tasks. Try dragging a 200 pound sack of potatoes 50 yards.
4. Caused male soldiers to take unnecessary risks defending them, thus increasing male casualties.
5. Caused enemy troops to fight more aggressively when the troops realized they were fighting women.
In spite of the severe manpower shortage, adding women made the situation worse.
Why it's called manpower.
Future Yeoman retweeted
This is false. No one is off the table. We will continue to arrest any and all illegal aliens that come into our path.
Anyone in our country illegally will be arrested and deported.
In an effort to protect American citizens, ICE has initiated a nationwide public safety surge in sanctuary cities where our brave officers will be targeting criminal illegal aliens—many released from jails by sanctuary politicians—including murderers, rapists, child predators, and gang members.
SCOOP: ICE officers across the country were told this weekend to stop arresting non-criminals, agency sources tell @realDailyWire
Now, ICE may only arrest illegal immigrants with criminal convictions or charges for the time being, said the sources.
The change also ends so-called “collateral arrests,” sources said, meaning officers who find a criminal target alongside others in the country illegally may detain only the target.
dailywire.com/news/exclusive…
Future Yeoman retweeted
The usual pattern: a older man who never stepped aside for any woman now wants younger men to be discriminated against in selection.
Future Yeoman retweeted
Man gas is really expensive, I better vote for the import millions of foreigners a year party.
Future Yeoman retweeted
I’m tired of the disgusting abuse of the English language. To enslave someone means to make them into a slave. It is not the same thing as being a slaveowner.
After a covert 15-year effort, researchers believe they have found genetic proof that one of the nation’s Founders fathered children with Sally Hemings—a woman he enslaved, @Andrew_F_Lawler reports: theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0…
Future Yeoman retweeted
During the First Gulf War, zero US bases were destroyed. This year alone, the Iranians have evicted the Americans from 13+ bases, including the HQ for the 5th Naval Fleet in Bahrain.
Future Yeoman retweeted
If you live in NYC (or any big city), your food is probably delivered by an illegal immigrant.
Here’s how the system works: they rent mopeds for $400 a week, fake app logins for $150, and spend 12-hour days paying off smugglers back home who helped them cross the border.
Most people know this but don’t say anything. New Yorkers see them speeding through red lights, clustered outside restaurants waiting for orders. Calling this out feels like punching down — they work hard so you can have your pad thai at midnight.
But the real problem isn’t them, it’s the system: a black market of brokers, tech companies, and politicians who profit from their desperation.
Now Zohran Mamdani wants to pour another $100 million of taxpayer money into free lawyers for undocumented migrants and a citywide ICE blockade.
It sounds compassionate. It isn’t. It keeps the exploitation going...formalized, tax-funded, and dressed up as virtue.
And when people say “abolish ICE” to protect them, that’s not compassion either.
It’s complicity. It keeps them trapped, not free.
Read my breakdown @PirateWires ⬇️
NEW IN PIRATE WIRES: “Abolish ICE!” tweet the yuppies as they order midnight burritos, insulated from the shadow economy of debt slavery their orders enable.
On a typical night in Manhattan, you’ll see gas-powered mopeds, headlights cutting through steam from street vents. Riders slumped over cups of coffee, helmets at their feet. Towering above them in $4,000/month rentals, customers stare at their phones impatiently. “Your Thai curry is six minutes away.”
Everybody knows what’s going on. We just don’t say it out loud.
Most of these men on mopeds recently arrived from Venezuela, Ecuador, or West Africa. They aren’t legally allowed to work, but they are anyway, leasing vehicles from brokers for $300 to $500/week, and renting app logins from citizens who farm them out for another predatory fee. No payroll records, 1099s, or workers comp. No real path to lasting freedom.
In liberal cities like NYC, customers look away, or tip 35%, thinking it absolves them of guilt even as they accelerate a broken (and illegal) system.
The solutions aren’t easy, but instead of cruelty or performative charity, we should aim for integrity. Enforce the border and punish exploitation. End a system that lets you feel good while someone else breaks the law for you. Your burrito might get more expensive, but if we want a humane system, it has to be lawful first.
Today in Pirate Wires, @_sagnikbasu on the shadow economy powering your burrito limo. Full story 👇
