Ships Resident Genius Infamous weapons engineer & briefcase enthusiast Verified expert in getting things done! //May be an asshole IC.

Joined September 2026
Hello, dear patrons of my craft! I hear your cries and I am a benevolent to my beneficiaries, Want to contact me not-so-directly? Now you can! Come one, come all! brainstormsworkshop.straw.pa…
Okay so I know not everyone can comm me directly I’ll be opening anonymous requests for builds and I guess you can send me praise etcetera if you so desire
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that ring fit meme #simpatico
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We cannot be serious.
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I cannot express how badly I do not want that cranky old coot to win.
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I hate to break her heart but I'm a taken mech, how do I let her down lightly!
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색칠놀이하다말음
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GOOD MORNING LOST LIGHT at first i loled and then i serioused TIL ALL ARE ONE!
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Brainstorm retweeted
Good morning, Lost Light. For lunch today, we will have a very special traditional Brazilian food: beans and rice. Today is an important day for Brazilian History. Make sure to check on your Brazilian friends today. ⭐️
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WHY ARE THE MASSES SO BLIND! You all wouldn't know taste if it spat in your face! And you know what? I HOPE HE SUCCUMBS TO DISEASE!
I need you all to listen to me VERY closely.
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Replying to @Hagis1244vyw
I cannot express how badly I do not want that cranky old coot to win.
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LOCK IN!!! PERCEPTOR IS MILES BETTER THAN RATCHET!!!!!
Replying to @robothusbando
PERCEPTOR VERSUS RATCHET
40%PERCEPTOR
60%RATCHET
2,491 votes • Final results
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I need you all to listen to me VERY closely.
Replying to @robothusbando
PERCEPTOR VERSUS RATCHET
40%PERCEPTOR
60%RATCHET
2,491 votes • Final results
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Puppy play but he slips out of his leash and runs into oncoming traffic
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Brainstorm retweeted
Good morning Lost Light. I have been possessed by some sort of demon. But it’s all alright now. For breakfast: evil eggs, evil bacon, evil coffee and milk For lunch: evil paella
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I can’t say whether or not this works in case people try to go for a classic abuse of power but…
EMERGENCY MEASURE When Brainstorm knows Perceptor too well, he has a contingency plan for this kind of scenario 🧵(1/2) ------------- #mtmte #maccadam #transformers
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I am not a narcissist, but I do believe there is a considerably more reliable, useful, option to this poll.
Replying to @robothusbando
GETAWAY VERSUS PERCEPTOR
13%GETAWAY
87%PERCEPTOR
1,489 votes • Final results
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I made another diagram seeing as 13.7 percent of you are derranged,
Replying to @robothusbando
GETAWAY VERSUS PERCEPTOR
13%GETAWAY
87%PERCEPTOR
1,489 votes • Final results
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IF HE WAS A PASTRY ID EAT HIM
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Introducing Me! (Now 100% Bat-Free!)
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I still bite and hang from the ceiling, just to be clear
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