@THTRNightmares

CELEBRITY CHEF GORDON RAMSAY YELLS AT THEATERS AND THEATER PROFESSIONALS TO FIX THEIR PROBLEMS. IT'S A FUCKING PARODY.

 New York, NY
Joined October 2014
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I’M OVER ON THE OTHER SITE TOO NOW. PROBABLY WILL CROSSPOST GOING FORWARD, BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT THE SOCIAL WEB IS GONNA LOOK LIKE EVEN A FEW MONTHS FROM NOW. I’M DROPPING THE ALL CAPS BIT OVER THERE (AFTER 9 YEARS!)—BUT I PROMISE I WILL ALL CAPS POST ON HERE UNTIL THE WEBSITE DIES
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GORDON RAMSAY PRONOUNCED IT “EXPRESSO” ON MASTERCHEF, I AM NOW THE REAL GORDON RAMSAY
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FUCK I FORGOT TO LIVETWEET THIS. OK THIS COUNTS I DIDNT BREAK MY STREAK
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SORRY IM NOT AROUND MORE, LOVE YOU ALL
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I DO APPRECIATE THAT THE DRAMATISTS GUILD WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO PUBLISH AN ARTICLE THAT PROVES THEY ARE A WORTHLESS ORGANIZATION THAT SHOULD BE DASHED ON THE ROCKS AND REPLACED WITH A REAL UNION
Kenzie-core ✨❓✨@KenzieInABox21 Jan 2024
the editorial comment from the dramatist under this article about fair pay where Olujobi mentions they weren’t paid for writing this is also absolutely WILDLY tone deaf of them lmao jesus not even an ounce of introspection or irony
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the editorial comment from the dramatist under this article about fair pay where Olujobi mentions they weren’t paid for writing this is also absolutely WILDLY tone deaf of them lmao jesus not even an ounce of introspection or irony
Theater Nightmares@THTRNightmares21 Jan 2024
THIS PIECE IS A GREAT READ AND WHAT OLUJOBI FOUGHT HARD FOR IS A SERIOUS WIN, BUT THE NUMBERS ARE SHAMEFUL. MONTHS OF HARD NEGOTIATIONS FOR *A FRACTION OF OSKAR EUSTIS’S SALARY* SPLIT AMONG *EVERY WRITER THEY PAY* dramatistsguild.com/thedrama…
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THIS PIECE IS A GREAT READ AND WHAT OLUJOBI FOUGHT HARD FOR IS A SERIOUS WIN, BUT THE NUMBERS ARE SHAMEFUL. MONTHS OF HARD NEGOTIATIONS FOR *A FRACTION OF OSKAR EUSTIS’S SALARY* SPLIT AMONG *EVERY WRITER THEY PAY* dramatistsguild.com/thedrama…
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EUSTIS PROBABLY STILL MAKES 600K+ (SEE LINK), AND A HUGE SYSTEM OF BUREAUCRACY MADE IT TAKE MONTHS FOR PLAYWRIGHTS WORKING FOR ONE OF THE BIGGEST THEATERS TO WIN A FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS EACH broadwayworld.com/article/Wh…

Who is NYC Theater's Highest Paid Artistic Director?

Ever since Under the Radar was canceled, there have been grumblings about Oskar Eustis’ compensation. They only got louder after a July 14 New York Times…

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IT’S DISGUSTING THAT IN THIS DYING ARTS INDUSTRY THE PEOPLE ACTUALLY *MAKING THE ART* MAKE SO MUCH LESS THAN THE PEOPLE IN THE MACHINE. AND TO BE CLEAR, THE ART *ITSELF* IS NOT DYING, BUT ITS VIABILITY TO BE A CAREER CERTAINLY IS—PRECISELY BECAUSE OF SHIT LIKE THIS
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mary@elaine_stritch28 Nov 2023
My brother in Christ, you wrote a sequel to The Phantom of the Opera
BroadwayWorld
@BroadwayWorld28 Nov 2023
“Broadway is Now Almost a Vanity Project' says @OfficialALW broadwayworld.com/article/An…

Andrew Lloyd Webber: 'Broadway is Now Almost a Vanity Project'.

Andrew Lloyd Webber has branded theatre on Broadway as a “vanity project”. Speaking at the Global Investment Summit at Hampton Court Palace yesterday (27 November), the composer called on investors...

broadwayworld.com
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I CAN’T THINK OF WORSE CASTING THAN THIS IN RECENT MEMORY
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MAYBE THEY CAN DO A WORKSHOP OF PHANTOM TO GET IT BACK ON BROADWAY
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THE RACE SCIENCE BLOG GUY THINKS HE CAN FOOL PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE WROTE OTHELLO. HE COULDN’T EVEN FOOL PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE WASN’T THE RACE SCIENCE BLOG GUY
Richard Hanania
@RichardHanania9 Oct 2023
Pretty sure if you gave me a year I could write Shakespeare quality work. Like if someone hadn't read all of Shakespeare and you randomly gave them me or him, on average they couldn't tell the difference. Of course without the blind test people would pretend it wasn't as good.
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DOG SHIT
Richard Hanania
@RichardHanania9 Oct 2023
Replying to @RichardHanania @Steve_Sailer
Something I just made up: “Man so powerful yet so weak. Conqueror of stars yet farts and squeaks. Oh man! An ape we know it is true. Darwin has revealed me and you. Yet we go on, forward still. For if not us, then who will?” See? Basically Shakespeare, plus modern science
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“WOULD LOVE TO KNOW HOW THE MUSICAL ENDED” LMAO
TMZ
@TMZ18 Sep 2023
Rep. Lauren Boebert speaks out about her now-viral theater date night 👀 Watch the full video here: tmz.com/2023/09/18/rep-laure…

Rep. Lauren Boebert Says Hookup Theater Guy Won't Get Another Date

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FOOD POISONING EXPERT LAUREN BOEBERT WAS EJECTED FROM BEETLEJUICE BECAUSE SHE MISTOOK IT FOR ROCK OF AGES
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SO DOES THIS MEAN LAURA OSNES IS GONNA HAVE TO UNBLOCK ALL OF US
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EVERY TIME SOMEONE POSTS LITERALLY ANYTHING FROM A CELEBRITY DOING THEATER, EVEN FROM JUST A FEW YEARS AGO, I INSTINCTIVELY PULL AT MY COLLAR AND GO “EEEEUUUGH OH BOY.” IN RETROSPECT IT ALWAYS FEELS WORSE, AND HARDER TO DEFEND/EXPLAIN, THAN IT FELT IN THE MOMENT
Justin🦩Boldaji
@justinboldaji17 Aug 2023
Bradley Cooper still trying to find that middle ground
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