How come the GPs on GPs Behind Closed doors are doing all the procedures our GPs refuse to do and tell us to go private? Ingrown Toenails, mole removal, skin tags.
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When you play computer games
Daily and not weekly
Chances are you’ll be a nerd
And a little GEEKY 🤓
Agreed, and I’m worried that Eddie will call him Stormzy
#theArchers I know quite a few people called Storm, it's not a big deal. However, bearing in mind that Vince might have lost his ability to walk, not very tactful.
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Get up in the morning
You should wear more -not less
Unless you are a nudist
Then everyone must DRESS
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Toast is yummy, croissants too 🥐
I’m not so keen on coley 🐟
For a treat I’d like a bun 👍
or crumpets crisp and HOLEY 🧇
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#StormAusten
Without doubt, still the funniest #STORM video ever.
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A portmanteau word
Combining true and real into
A cute little TRILL
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If you’re on the internet
The connection that you get
May not be that good I bet
Wi-Fi sometimes needs RESET
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Beatles song places:
Strawberry Fields -forever
A lane called PENNY
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Christmas shopping soon begins
Trying to buy the best
When you spot the last great gift
You must grab and WREST
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Piggies are cute little things
With snouts and tails curled pink 🐷
They eat almost anything
but can cause a big STINK 🐖
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The oak tree has a big strong trunk
It grew from an acorn
With many branches everywhere
The autumn leaves ADORN 🍁
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The core Sovereign Grant for King Charles from public purse to rise to £99.9m.
93% increase from £51.8m for 2024/25.
65% higher in real terms than in 2016/17.
25.3m people live below minimum income standard.
We are in it all together, aren't we.
leftfootforward.org/2026/10/…
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We were having coffee
in the corner caff
Then I put my foot in it
An embarrassing old GAFFE
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Party to celebrate Ian Hislop's 40 years as editor of Private Eye & 65 years at the magazine. Has anyone currently in public life held the same job for longer? The Eye is the greatest journalistic institution of my lifetime. Long may Ian and the Eye reign.
It’s to save wasting bags (which many people do. I haven’t bought a bag since the charges were introduced. Take a bag everywhere
I went into 3 shops today & was asked would I like a bag, I said was it free & was told no.
One shop said 15p for paper bag with shop advertised
2nd shop 30p for paper bag with shop advertised
3rd shop 50p for paper bag with shop advertised
I refused all because the whole purpose of charging us for bags was to reduce plastic.
So why are we being charged for paper bags?
It’s all been one big scam to pass the cost onto us.
