Christian, Husband, Father, Accountant. I handle businesses' finances so they can focus on handling their business - link in bio

London
Joined July 2010
Moving to Dubai doesn’t magically switch off UK tax. I’ve had to step in for far too many people who moved on bad (or no) advice, with zero planning and ended up with six-figure UK tax bills in year one. Wrong advice. Wrong assumptions. Very expensive mistakes. Geography ≠ tax planning.
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United had Ralf, United had Amorim They had the pieces, they got rid of them because they challenged the board This is their own making.
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Sacked a manager that had you 6th in the league cause he called you out on your shit handling of the club only to hire a puppet without the pedigree to lead the revolution that this club so desperately needs. You all deserve this. You all asked for it and I'm glad you've got it.
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Need him gone by 4.30 Don’t even do the post match presser pls
Replying to @TJiMTS
Poor decision. He deffo needs Bruno onside he even sent him to warm up. Carrick thanks for the memories
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Your ❄️ rebuttals are so boring to me now. A year ago a man came online and told you lot I take it …. And all now still NO evidence. Not ONE piece. No picture. No video. No text from “my dealer”. NOTHING. surely there would be something. No? I’m not the most liked person so surely there would be someone ready to out me? The only people that believe it are those who are dumb and dislike me.
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Respectfully, I can PROMISE you I will not be going to war for this country. Unless some aggressor is invading (which isn’t going to happen) I’ll not be supporting a war which is most likely us getting involved in something that isn’t our business.
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He really thought he was gonna have a mic drop moment whilst stamping his authority 😂
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They deserve every bit of this for sacking Amorim
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Reddit again hits the nail on the head on the ridiculous VAT threshold.
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Marriage is not a lifelong search for the best available partner. It is a commitment to building a loving relationship with the person you have chosen
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."
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"Never take a mortgage over 25 years." 
"Never buy with a 5% deposit." It's easy to sound righteous online when you've got nothing on the line. Dan and I break down what first-time buyers actually need to know 🧵⬇️
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Until you fix how awful Claude is on mobile, things like this will never be as useful as they really are
We’re opening a research preview of Claude Duet, a new app where Claude works as a proactive agent. It comes to you with what needs your attention, completes tasks you ask of it, keeps working when you step away, and checks with you before it acts on your behalf.
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I can't believe i wasted my time arguing about football with people who know very little about it. The biggest mistake Manchester United have made in the club's history was sacking RUBEN AMORIM.
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"We have 2 ways — forget the new idea and try to cope, and next year we'll be here with the same problems. "Or we start NOW — risk and suffer a little bit, and we'll be better in the next year." This quote is legendary.
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Replying to @GOVUK
Get taxed on it knowing you lot
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I've been working with quite a few of my clients on their personal finances lately and thought it could be useful to share the tool we're using. It allows you to load up your various debts, compare different payoff methods and how they would help/impact you Free for life :)
Introducing debt payoff plans in Financial IQ. See every debt in one place, what it costs each month, how it fits your budget and the month you'll finally be clear. Whether you're juggling a few cards or just want them gone sooner, you get a plan you can actually stick to.
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I think he had a brain freeze and thought he was at right back and that was showing him outside
Replying to @UtdForever7
You learn that from age 5 to show the winger down the outside. Crazy.
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1. Kids set up a new company that becomes the marketing agency for the family business. 2. The marketing agency collects a fee that dramatically reduces the profit in the parents company. 3. The marketing agency acquires a minority stake with savage voting rights. 4. Independent valuation shows that this structure makes the business almost worthless. 5. The marketing company acquires the remaining shares. Success in the UK is now 50% being excellent at what you do and 50% avoiding the governments latest scheme to derail the success and independence of your family.
🚨 NEW: John Healey is considering introducing income tax on parents who pass their business down to their children in the Budget [@Telegraph]
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FT: AC Milan 3-2 Atalanta. RUBEN AMORIM IS NOW UNBEATEN IN 7 OUT OF 7 GAMES IN SERIE A THIS SEASON! 🔥🔥🔥
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Live on Amazon prime tbh Just relegate us now
🚨 Michael Carrick: “It felt like a fresh start today, where we're at, accepting it and doing something about it”. “There was a real purpose to the group the last couple of days and they took it out onto the pitch”.
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So let me get this straight, Rio Ferdinand took it too far cause of a year 2 fat joke but the people talking about his dead wife are able to take the moral high ground?
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