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Some people say kimchi is an acquired taste. I say Monday is too. Good thing @RalphGarman, @EddiePence & Queen J are on #TheRalphReport to make it go down easier. Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Holy trivia, Batman! The Garmy Game Show goes full Gotham today on #TheRalphReport. @RalphGarman, @EddiePence & Queen J are hosting a Batman themed showdown. Same bat time. Same bat channel. Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Australia’s first Olympian won gold in the 800m AND 1500m at Athens 1896, then entered the marathon for fun. @RalphGarman & @EddiePence do the #TheRalphReport and make everyday fun. Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Holy Wednesday, Batman! Behind the bookcase at Stately Wayne Manor lies the secret entrance to the Batcave. Behind today’s #TheRalphReport lies a good time with @RalphGarman, @EddiePence & Queen J! Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Some days you get knocked down. Some days you fall back down and keep going. Tuesday on #TheRalphReport with @RalphGarman, @EddiePence & Queen J is the second kind. Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

The candy is gone. The costumes are in a pile on the floor. The regrets are fresh… Time to process it all together with @RalphGarman & @EddiePence as they break down their own Halloween weekends on #TheRalphReport. Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

It’s Friday and something wild is howling on #TheRalphReport. Join @RalphGarman & @EddiePence for a #spooky #Garmy Game Show & Video Vault. The week is over. The moon is out. The claws are sharp. Nobody is safe. @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Ralph’s Sex U presents: Sex Horror Stories. @RalphGarman asked. The #Garmy answered & shared what cannot be unheard. @EddiePence & Queen J are subject to hearing them live on #TheRalphReport. Tune in if you dare. @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Usually the gang knows what to expect from the Ralph Report Hotline. Today? They did not. @RalphGarman & @EddiePence are here to listen on #TheRalphReport. Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

A #Garmy member has called in with a horror story that will make your hair stand on end. @RalphGarman, @EddiePence & Queen J are picking up on #TheRalphReport hotline! Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Scuba Snake vs Mantis Shrimp. One has venom. The other punches with the force of a bullet. Neither of them are as powerful as Queen J on her BIRTHDAY! Join @RalphGarman, @EddiePence & the birthday girl herself are on #TheRalphReport! @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

In 1993 Don Franz cut the first corn maze in Pennsylvania and accidentally started a fall tradition that millions of Americans now get lost in every year. @RalphGarman, & @EddiePence are carving their own path on today’s #TheRalphReport. @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

THIS SUNDAY! @EddiePence doing his thing in the MAIN ROOM at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA! Get your tickets: flapperscomedy.com/site/show…

TODAY on #TheRalphReport: The LEAST scary horror movie theme song EVER, what does America FANTASIZE about, and Happy Birthday CURLY! @RalphGarman & @EddiePence are bringing it all on Wednesday! ⚠️ Note: No GarmyVision today due to a technical issue. Audio is ready and waiting.

My Grandma made me pick my own switch, and when I came back with a twig, She went and got a bigger one herself. Nothing built character faster. @RalphGarman & @EddiePence share their stories today on #TheRalphReport. Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

It’s Tongue Twister Tuesday and @RalphGarman, @EddiePence, & Queen J are dropping something truly horrifying on #TheRalphReport today. Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

IT’S MONDAY, AND ANOTHER CELEBRITY SANDWICH HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. Tune in for Munchin’ Monday & more on #TheRalphReport with @RalphGarman, @EddiePence & Queen J! Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Drunk thought, The Video Vault should be a physical place you can visit. Another drunk thought, The Garmy Game Show should be in Vegas. @RalphGarman & @EddiePence are on #TheRalphReport making both of those feel possible today Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Nietzsche said the Übermensch rises above the ordinary. #TheRalphReport with @RalphGarman, @EddiePence & Queen J has never been ordinary. Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Bing Crosby was so smooth he made Wednesday feel like a Sunday afternoon. @RalphGarman, @EddiePence & Queen J are bringing that same effortless coolness to #TheRalphReport with Hello Death. Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Podcast #Bing #Comedy #christmas