Tampanapolis

Sports have become so exhausting.

Not all doom and gloom today hopefully.🤞

That true villain arc is going to be biblical.

Maresca has got to instill focus after goals. There's no reason to switch off and concede three times(!) within four minutes of scoring a goal. That's not a coincidence. Sunderland's coaches clearly using a Game Genie on their little touchline tablets.

.@talkSPORT crying as usual, even with news updates. Tasty.

That's certainly a make-up call from that garbage in the first half.

Undefeated in jinxes. This is why my superstitions exist.

When Haaland starts sulking like that someone needs to send a message. Preferably a teammate, but if not then the manager. This is part of the reason there was a mass exodus of players; they all had that pouty attitude. No one grabbed the game by the balls.

I remember when white @Gatorade used to taste great- when most Gatorade flavors were decent. They they started behaving like broke boys by cutting costs on their recipes and development. Now they're just lazy mixing two bad flavors together.

City's next 4-part series needs to chronicle the 2026 summer transfer window.

Those hanging on every word of a transfer window have got to be impulsive basket cases on the daily. Like kids shaking every box under the Christmas tree before nametags are on any of them. Despite it being the same dance a couple times each year, they still treat it foreign.

So the real sabotage was "Savio" playing the role of Savinho at City.

Boo that transfer fee down further.

Is there a rational social media app for City supporters? Asking for a friend.

It's the Community Shield with players that have been at the club for three days; if you're emotional about it you probably have deeper unresolved issues not related to football.

At least it wasn't Madrid.

What a knucklehead. And that should be a straight red.

Timeline is so dead- everyone enthralled with this match.

This game is bonkers.