Djinn&Tonic

Since we can now post 20 photos on a tweet here's 20 photos of Giancarlo Esposito

one thing the world gone do is love a cheating ass man but let a woman cheat and that’ll be tied to her forever… sick

MY HUSBAND SAYS I’M IMAGINING THINGS BUT.... WHO RECALLS CAPRIS BEING CALLED PEDAL PUSHERS???😁

Nobody is entitled to humiliate, demean or treat their partner as though their body exists solely to satisfy their desires I understand shock & frustration, but I don’t know how you can love someone & have this be your reaction to witnessing a body part they’re insecure about.

Please keep my identity anonymous. I am a man who is trying to decide who to marry. I have two girlfriends and I am considering making one of them my wife. The first is my baby mama. In terms of looks I would rate her a 4, but she has a good heart, she is very smart, she respects me, and she gets along well with my family. The second girlfriend is a solid 9 in looks. She is not very smart and she is not working, but she does not seem bothered by it. I enjoy spending time with her because she is fun and not boring. She has not met any of my family members yet. I keep asking myself if looks should matter this much when choosing a wife. One woman offers peace and substance. The other offers attraction and excitement. I do not want to make a decision I will regret in future. Any advice from cousins?

Q5. I was broke and failing out of college so I did a little s3x cam work with married men. I'm not gay, most of my tricks paid me for private videos and pics. One trick (who always wore a mask during our chats) paid triple my rate to meet me in person. I needed the money. I agreed to link up. When I arrived at the meet up spot, it was my girlfriend's father. I did what he asked. He paid me. He said he'd never tell our secret. I showered and visited my girlfriend. I felt like sh!t and promised to never do anything like that again. That was months ago; her father left his wife and now we're in a full-on secret relationship. I love my girlfriend. Her father is getting territorial and has threatened to expose me if I don't leave his daughter FOR HIM. He’s a yt man with money and connections and he could ruin me. Help. #SBCCHAT

Maiguru vopisa mainini 🇿🇼😭

Murikundi surpriser zvekumanguvai roughly?

I ate 3 slices of pizza, gummies, chips and a Arizona yesterday omg I’m bloated af.

Pauchaona Zuva asiri mwana wako ndopauchanzwisisa why 😁

A man lost his legal battle to continue staying at his ex-girlfriend’s family home after a break up. Jordan Herzenberg brought an application against his ex-girlfriend and ex-girlfriend’s mother (the respondents) to be restored possession of a family property after he was granted permission to stay there.

One day, we will all sit down and confess that washing machines don’t wash clothes well.

Women are so afraid of looking their age

Is anyone else reading the comments on Nattiegroup’s post about the Grade 7 leavers’ dinner? Tese tichaita hedu ma feminist when one of your colleagues says “chikurubi isn’t bad” after looking at your 12 year old daughter.

Black will never go out of style.

If someone accuses you of being a mu sea ten, how do you disprove them? 🤣🤣🤣

In Zim, there are only two classes of people: the rich & us. If you find yourself complaining about ghetto people flooding Jam Tree, you’re prolly US. Where do you get the audacity to look down on a Warren Park boy iwe uchigara kuMalbereign😂😂 Fly to Sandton if you have money

If you entered a room with everything you ever lost what would you look for first?

women are hive-minded unlike us men who are so deep, we are never influenced by society we all just happen to like football, and dress the same, and want the same watches, and use the same slang, and be addicted to porn and listen to the same music but in a cool free thinker way