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I think activewear brands have lost the plot somewhere. Because why would I spend $35-50 on a fucking TANK TOP????? Are we okay?
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Being a substitute teacher is so thankless, yeah man, the sub “snitched” because you made their life a living nightmare for 45 minutes for no reason
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I have decided to quit my job and move to the most expensive city in America to follow my dream of selling crayon hand turkeys on Facebook marketplace
Haven't taken fat loss this seriously since I was a teenager. Pretty proud of the progress. Also discovered the world or sunglasses in the gym, copied the idea from a guy I saw and it actually has helped a ton with focus and feeling more calm during lifts.
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Set up some dramatic downlighting on my giant Carolina wolf spider. She is so freaking cool. I was so excited when I finally found her.
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Love when my jumpers grab a meal worm and it looks like they are smoking a little hookah hose or playing a trumpet.
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The in-n-out set to open in Beaverton is going to phenomenally fuck traffic up so much worse over there. Good lord.
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These look like a prize you'd get as a child for saving coupons from 10 boxes of cereal. Looks like they skipped the part where they evaluated if these looked remotely like something an adult would wear.
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So close to becoming guy that goes shopping with a snake wrapped around my neck like a handkerchief.
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You guys are brave enough to hate on the hardcore scene, but are you brave enough to hate on rockabilly?
"The Murder City Sex Perverts are playing next dude, the little guy is gonna climb on top of his double bass during his solo! You just have to see it!"
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After working in schools it actually disgusts me when parents show up to get their kids stinking of weed. Like what the actual fuck is wrong with you.
Wiz Khalifa says his 13-year-old son brings his aroma everywhere he goes and speaks on the struggle of trying to send him to school without him smelling like weed 😭🍃
“he goes to school everyday and I’m like you smell like weed bruh? he like ‘uh yeah,’ I’m like f-ck, cause I don’t smoke right by him, my house just smells like kush”
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