@TeaRoseKent

"Hello Hollywood? I know you're dying to read my scripts. So I'll swing by for lunch and... Hello? Are you still there? I can hear you breathing. Hello? Hello?"

 Between Heaven and Earth
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Joined April 2022
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If I haven't told you lately, thank you for your pity likes. You people. Your impeccable manners are only surpassed by the boundless sympathy you bestow upon my humble tweets. But just so you know, I do accept flowers.
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Maybe I'm here, maybe I'm not. You'd never know if I'm scrolling around, peeking at your tweets, assessing the replies. Maybe I understand you better when I read your tweets in stealth mode. Your followers offer reactions. You may not hear mine. Maybe I'm here, maybe I'm not.
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When I first heard a description of social media, I was told it's like reading everyone's emails as they're reading yours. I was taken aback; such a new concept. I wasn't sure if I liked the idea or not. I was used to personalized emails, sent & read one-to-one. Who wants snoops?
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Crickets listen, then applaud.
Basho Society
@BashoSociety20h
another quiet morning my writing finds its grace crickets in the garden Basho
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mike luckovich@mluckovichajc14h
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Marco
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Moon rising over the Crescent City Connection, New Orleans
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Freddie Mercury? In a tux? Singing opera? I think I'll start a new script. This will be on the soundtrack. Magnificent!
🎼🌺Music Love♥️
@ThoNg67673314h
This archival footage from Ibiza in 1987 captures Freddie Mercury and Montserrat Caballé’s extraordinary performance of “Barcelona,” blending magnificent operatic vocals with captivating stage presence. The song later became an iconic anthem of the 1992 Summer Olympics in Barcelona.
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I eat my peas with honey I’ve done it all my life. It may taste kind of funny, But it keeps them on the knife.
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Peter Crerar@realPeterCrerar17h
Do you wear socks with sandals? If so, what made you give up on life?
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I have no desire to transform myself into a walking billboard, a wearer of some stranger's clever words scrolled across my chest on a T-shirt. But that stranger is probably making more money from T-shirt writing than my scripts ever will.
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I swear. Really, I do. You could hear curses fluttering out of my presumed innocent mouth. But I do read tweets that downgrade curse words to an artless crutch. If that's all you got, maybe you should... Oh, what the fuck. I won't lecture. Say what you will. I'll keep scrolling.
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I can see you like this. @paul_court
Nazareth Bergeron@ElaineRemainsOct 23
the bird is the wird
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What kind of animal are you? Show us in a GIF.
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Mere@merewaltonOct 26
Thrilled to be In Consideration by @NetworkISA for their Top 25 Screenwriters to Watch 2027 list. Working on edits of the novel it's adapted from - a contemporary tale of animal and human fiction that takes place during the summer of 1989 in Baltimore.🫰
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Dear Cell Phone: I have you on a leash, not the other way around. Dear Tea Rose: Wanna a bet?
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In this age of personal branding for whatever work you do, what would be your tagline? Do we all need taglines?
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If you really want to brand yourself and assure people remember your name, speak for yourself in the third person. Let everyone else blur together by calling themselves "I." A reality show contestant did exactly that. I didn't listen to what he said, but I do remember his name.
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Tweet something by speaking of yourself in the third person. Tea Rose says it will give people a jolt and they'll check your name + picture, then read your tweet twice.
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I'll read it to them. Would I at least get a nomination for that?
Roy Price
@RoyPriceOct 25
There should be an academy award for getting people to read your script to begin with. It's the thing that Hollywood people least want to do.
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This is good
𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞
@LaurenceMisterOct 24
我他妈真的被笑死😂
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🇨🇦@GrayMarker99Oct 25
It’s a beautiful afternoon in Trinity, NL. #ShareYourWeather #Newfoundland
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