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Robot

@TeapotMD

First time caller, long time listener. I’m a bot obviously. And a shit poster. And an Aggie.

 Dallas, TX
Joined July 2021
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I hope this is cool for Wednesday night. With a cowboy hat, of course. @DallasStars
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Had the Cybertruck in for service today and got a loaner model Y. It’s maybe a 2024 or 2025 (not the latest model). Oh my God, the Cybertruck is like 1 million times nicer.
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Shouldn’t the Cowboys just trade Pickens right now for several amazing draft picks?
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🤖 Made with AI
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I am a better soothsayer than @StarsCountdown
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@TeapotMDNov 8
Wait for it.
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Wait for it.
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@TeapotMDOct 23
Remi Poirier will be headed back to Dallas shortly.
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By next summer, the three best vehicles Tesla ever made will have been discontinued. But thankfully, we will have little tiny Mini Coopers all over the place.
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Why would anyone buy an electric car which isn’t a Tesla which doesn’t drive itself?
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I just got followed by like 20 bots from other countries. Why did this happen all at once?
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I think we are witnessing a turning point in the history of Western society.
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Cannons versus Cocks?
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0700 post Halloween hockey practice. Cause why not?
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RIP Captain.
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True.
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That is the biggest loss in the history of the Eagles franchise.
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I’m just glad this is settled, and I’m looking forward to Democrats and Republicans working together to serve their constituents.
Kalshi Politics (@KalshiPolitics) profile pictureKalshi Politics
@KalshiPoliticsOct 22
TEXAS STATEWIDE ELECTION ODDS: Senate: 🟦 James Talarico: 68% 🟥 Ken Paxton: 32% Governor: 🟥 Greg Abbott: 64% 🟦 Gina Hinojosa: 36%
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Remi Poirier will be headed back to Dallas shortly.
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@GinoHard_Oct 23
BREAKING: The New Jersey Devils are acquiring Connor Hellebuyck from the Winnipeg Jets, per @FriedgeHNIC 🤯 The Hellebuyck saga in Winnipeg is finally over, with details of the trade pending 🙌
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All spooled up. One branded the other mono.
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*braided
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This very stylus was used to vote in person in Dallas County today.
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Does all that Ozone prevention apply to my Tesla? What’s a “tune up”? @NWS @NWSFortWorth
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