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Alabama A&M and West Alabama Alum. M.Ed. Here for laughs. My tweets are my views and aren’t meant to be taken seriously. Save your think pieces.

The South
Joined November 2018
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103rd floor of the Sear’s Tower. I’m not a fan of heights, but I’ve made my way up for the second time.
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they’re better than me which is all that matters
One day, we will all sit down and confess that washing machines don’t wash clothes well.
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Capital one I’m not financing a car LET IT GO
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Saying my number twice when I leave a voicemail
What’s a Millennial habit that gives you away instantly, no matter your age?
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put pineapple and bacon on that pizza. trust me.
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Publix cashier: You ready for some football? You waiting for the NBA? Hockey? You shoot pool? You bowl? Me:
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My check engine light turned off by itself, glad he figured out whatever was bothering him
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Hold it on…but when it’s finally time for that walk to the car… 💨
Do yall be farting while laid up or hold it
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microsoft?? i’m never leaving this app😭
i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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Magic City Classic 2026
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coworker connected her phone to the work computer so she can text without pulling out her phone now she clearing out her desk
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I was here first?
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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got fired.
first day at amazon… when will the fucking start happening.
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Unfortunately I’m at work beefing with a 60+ year old woman but if it’s up then it’s up Geraldine!
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I’ll take it a step further and ask for back pay since I haven’t had it in 11 years.
If someone offered you $30,500 to go 4 months without eating any Mc Donald’s, could you do it?
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BMW X5
You can only drive one of these for the next five years. 1. BMW X5 2. Audi Q7 3. Lexus GX 4. Land Rover Defender 110 5. Mercedes GLE 6. Porsche Macan 7. Lucid Gravity 8. Rivian R1S 9. Lexus TX 10. Volvo XC90 Which one are you taking?
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Me: I love your line Mrs. Teacher. They’re so orderly and quiet. Her: *silence* Me: 🤔 Maybe she didn’t hear me. Her: *gets closer* Thank you. 😒 Her: *gets even closer* Now I gotta buy them brownies cause that was their last Brownie Point. 😒🤣
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I stepped off the elevator and this older Black woman gon say to me “I hope you going back upstairs to get your jacket” and that’s exactly what I did. 😭
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How the fuck would you get out of your car
Could this be the future of parking? 🚗✨
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Doctor: u need to eat 3x a day Me: Write me a prescription for FOODSTAMPS then 😒😭
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Millennials who have been working since 16 years old MUST be tired.
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