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ʀᴇꜱᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴜʟᴛᴀɴᴛ... ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴩᴏꜱɪᴛɪᴠɪᴛy, ʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴀɴxɪᴇᴛy. / ᴀʀꜱᴇɴᴀʟ.

Niger Delta
Joined September 2010
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I still firmly believe he won that election fair and square
The Labour Party with Peter Obi run in 2023 will forever be referenced in our recent election history.
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Where your 5 wins in a row?
Wey your ucl? Your treble
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Dating a girl that still begs for data in 2026 is a clear sign that God has turned his back on you 😭
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"Setoran pajak kita kurang" Pajaknya gak kurang, korupsi kalian yang berlebihan
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To be Led by Peter Obi
To be kissed ?? Or To be cuddled??
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🚨BREAKING: Texas executes father who decapitated his 3 children. Not one man showed up in support of him.
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I want 10.
I have a feeling we might do 4 league titles in a row but that’s just me.
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Not even a “we’re delighted to announce” it’s like he’s volunteered as tribute for the hunger games 😭
Mauricio Pochettino has agreed to become the Manchester United men’s head coach.

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I love the flavour of their tears. By the time Arteta finishes with you people you will protest for him to leave the EPL.
1-0 wins since Mikel Arteta took over at Arsenal: Arsenal 34 Everton 33 Man City 29 A few weeks ago Everton were top of this list and nobody cared.
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Bro to bro: Before you plan that expensive date, just know somebody did less and still cracked.
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Massive Crowd Welcomes NDC Presidential Candidate, Mr Peter Obi, In Asaba, Delta State
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Mon père pour se justifier de la clope, il dit que ça lui a sauver la vie en 88 parce qu’il est sorti du train fumer et que ensuite le train s’est fait percuter ya eu 56 morts
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el primer error d la gente es pensar q la vida les debe algo por ser buenas personas
Algún día la vida me tiene que recompensar, no soy una mala persona.
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PO has a chance. Very solid one too Don’t let anybody lie to you. We can talk about spread later. But woh. I know wetin I Dey see
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Thanks. We did enjoy Trossard
Arsenal fans just can’t face the fact Mudryk plays for Chelsea and not them. They talk about him everyday. Move on and enjoy Trossard man.
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Omo, see new update. Someone should turn this into a GIF. 😂😂
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Have you guys ever heard of the concept of civil disobedience as a protest? I've never sang the new anthem, and I'll never do it. That's my personal act of protest and it's nice to see more people adopt it. This is a country that belongs to all of us, not to one old man.
This is not right. The National anthem is a law and trying to sing the old one is like causing a public disorder. Why can’t you all wait and let another get there and decide to change it. Looking at the both anthem, I think I’ll also prefer the readopted anthem because it is rich in prayers for our nation.
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Fuck APC
You can just write “fuck Palestine” and get 10k likes.
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This ovulation no dey ever make una press money give person?
Ovulation texts are worse than drunk texts😭😭😭
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Why is this book not in the Bible tho??. Why are so many books removed from the Bible??
One of the most fascinating passages in the Book of Enoch is 1 Enoch 8:1. According to the text, a fallen angel named Azazel taught humanity several forbidden arts, including metalworking, making weapons, jewellery, and cosmetics. The verse specifically says: “And Azazel taught men to make swords, and knives, and shields, and breastplates… and bracelets, and ornaments, and the use of antimony, and the beautifying of the eyelids, and all kinds of costly stones, and all colouring tinctures.” In other words, the text attributes the introduction of eye cosmetics, adornment and various beautification techniques to a fallen angel. Even more interesting is what follows in 1 Enoch 8:2: “And there arose much godlessness, and they committed fornication, and they were led astray, and became corrupt in all their ways.” The passage forms part of the larger narrative of the Watchers, angels who descended to earth, took human wives and introduced forbidden knowledge to humanity. It is a fascinating example of how ancient Jewish religious literature understood the origins of human knowledge, technological advancement, beauty and moral corruption.
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