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“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.” ― Oscar Wilde Petty dabbler in the liberal arts. Godless New England Liberal Intellectual.

Joined March 2014
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I want this shirt!
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I am reach out to Holdimg you hamd becaus, it will get bettre, I Promise,
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according to cat scientists, the dominant cat is responsible for grooming the other cats. cats understand that with power comes responsibility. they may be murder machines who would happily make the world a wasteland, but they still have to keep those beta cats looking sharp.
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Jennifer Hartshorn retweeted
Right now you can be a person who tries to help calm things down or a person who tries to make things worse. We all have agency here.
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Looks like someone tried to do the thing. Hold onto your butts, this is going to get worse
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Just briefly surfacing here to say I've migrated to BlueSky and hope to see folks from here over there, since I am no longer OK with supporting Musk's platform. I'm editorjen, because of course I am.
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Paul Atreides doth go to a Frensshe bakerye to picke up breade. Upon arrival, Paul Atreides doth fynde that the bakeres have lefte a box wyth the items he orderid. "What ys yn the box?" asketh Paul Atreides. "Pain."
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D&D groupes assemblinge to go to the D&D movye together but one person hath errandes and kan not make it and somebodye else doth aske to switch the day and then the cleric hath car trouble at the last moment.
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And on the pedestal, these wordes appeare: "My name ys Ozymandias, king of kinges. This is a legacye verifiede accounte. It may or may not be notable."
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Briefly resurfacing here to reach out - anyone going to PCA in San Antonio? I'm presenting in the Horror track this year, but I expect to spend as much time in other tracks as that one. Would love to meet up with some like minded folks!
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Occasionally people remind me that I have had good ideas. ;-) Not to toot my own horn, but man. Just a little ahead of my time.
White Wolf was talking about boundaries and comfort for players from the beginning. This is from Love Beyond Death a Wraith the Oblivion supplement. If anyone talks shit about it just happening in V5, send them here, this came out in ‘94 #worldofdarkness
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It is also bizarre that 30 years later, I see that typeface and think of it as my handwriting. o.0
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Jennifer Hartshorn retweeted
The thing that I found so engaging about Tom Petty is that he seemed like that burnout in your English class who one day leaned over to ask if you ever heard of Jack Kerouac
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I'm eight weeks behind in a semester that's two weeks from starting.
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When people say ‘any good podcast recs for a road trip’ I must always remind myself they are after some banter and science facts, not a 70-hour tale of epic tragedy
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If we had 1/10 the power that Musk thinks we did the world would be a very different place. Sigh.
We don’t need any more warnings but they keep coming
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Thys yeare, it ys okaye if festivitye ys not thy thing. It ys okaye to be lonely. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye to have tinye plans that still seem exhausting. Be kynde to thyself. We are all straungeres heere doing our best yn rough and trying yeares. Thou art amazinge.
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I wish a very happy holiday-you-celebrate to everyone except for billionaires, billionaire apologists, terfs and WOTC higher-ups.
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Me looking up at the star of Bethlehem: oh so we're just doxxing Jesus now
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