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🚨BREAKING: A Canadian nurse practitioner took a male patient’s blood pressure during a home assessment, then asked if he wanted to have sex with her and said it would be good for his health, a complaint alleges. Lori Chern, a nurse practitioner based in Kamloops, British Columbia, is under investigation by the British Columbia College of Nurses and Midwives for alleged sexual misconduct. A pharmacist referred the man to her practice, RN Collaborate, for a medical assessment and paperwork needed for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. The August appointment allegedly took place at her home. According to the complaint, Chern invited him to sit on her couch, sat right next to him, and began caressing his arm while checking his blood pressure. After the reading, she complimented his physique, heart rate, and blood pressure, telling him he seemed to have the health of an 18-year-old and making other remarks described as flirty. She then allegedly told him sex was very important for a man to regulate himself and stay in good health, and offered to have sex with him. When he declined, she reportedly said he was free to contact her outside of work if he changed his mind. The complainant later filed a report with the regulator and provided screenshots of text messages as evidence.

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I want to share a brief update. My presidential memoir, PROMISE ME, AMERICA, is coming out on November 17th. I hope you'll read it. It covers my years as President. The challenges we faced, the decisions I made, and why I made them. It's about who we are as a nation. What we stand for. And America's role in the world. More than anything, it's about my faith in the American people and the great American experiment in self-governance and democracy. While writing the book, I was diagnosed with cancer, a disease known all too well to millions of Americans and their families. My doctors continue to be encouraged by how I've responded to treatment. And the prayers and kind words and well wishes from so many of you have meant more to me and Jill and our family than you can ever know. Some days are better than others. It hasn't stopped me. But sometimes it slows me down. What that means is, unfortunately, I won’t be able to do as many conversations about my book as I’d hoped. However, I’m hopeful the words on the page speak for themselves. Looking forward, I'm going to keep following what my father told me a long time ago: "Champ, when you get knocked down, get up." It's a good lesson for me. And for America. We are blessed. America is the most unique nation on earth. Unlike other countries, we're built on an idea. An idea bigger than any ocean. More powerful than any army. Stronger than any tyrant or dictator. That idea? All of us are created equal. Promise Me, America, we'll never forget it.

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