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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast retweeted
“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
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The company I worked for got smashed by the economy, so I don't have a job. So I'm back to make shitposts until I find a new one. In the meantime, have a Gumbo.
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The Ubisoft Mario x Rabbids tactics games were incredibly fun. If this is the same team, I except great things.
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All you really need to know is that once in the comics Doctor Doom became the Sorcerer Supreme and rode a T-Rex Doctor Doom (that tried to invade his reality to kill him) to kill vampires, and this is not even in the top 10 insane batshit moves Doom pulled that year. He's Him.
I'm gonna be so real, needing to watch like 12 movies, only half of which ACTUALLY connect, to understand what the fuck is going on is why I fell off MCU shit hard. Also because they will never do Doom as he should be, because they are cowards and fools.
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I'm gonna be so real, needing to watch like 12 movies, only half of which ACTUALLY connect, to understand what the fuck is going on is why I fell off MCU shit hard. Also because they will never do Doom as he should be, because they are cowards and fools.
Disney+ has released a list of essential projects to watch before 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY': • X-Men • X2 • Captain America: The First Avenger • The Avengers • Avengers: Infinity War • Avengers: Endgame • Loki • Shang-Chi • Spider-Man: No Way Home • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever • Captain America: Brave New World • Deadpool & Wolverine • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness • Thunderbolts • The Fantastic Four: First Steps
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Gods in Marvel do not go to Latveria, because they know Doom will see it as an attempted coup. Doom courts Storm, because she's the most competent mutant. Doom in the comics is DEAD because he traded his life for Valeria. You know, REED RICHARD'S DAUGHTER. BECAUSE HE'S DOOM.
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There are very few actors and writers who could pull off Doom. Marvel under Disney cannot. RDJ might be able to, I do think he's a good choice for a man who's ego and confidence is so powerful that he invades other universes to kill their Doctor Dooms before they can do the same.
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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast retweeted
There is something especially pathetic about someone who had their career derailed by a “disability accommodation” demand so risible it would make a communist side with ownership becoming this kind of influencer.
EXCLUSIVE: Former NBA first-round pick Royce White says he's declaring for the 2027 WNBA Draft, claiming he now identifies as transgender for the purpose of playing professional basketball. The 6-foot-8 former Houston Rockets draft pick follows fellow former NBA player Enes Kanter Freedom, who announced his own plans to declare amid the growing debate over transgender athletes in women's sports. White told Fox News Digital he believes he'd be "unstoppable" in the WNBA and suggested he could pursue legal action if denied an opportunity to play. White said the move is meant to challenge the WNBA to clearly define its eligibility rules for transgender athletes, saying: "I'd like to know what the parameters are."
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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast retweeted
Fun fact: paintball masks don't cover the whole face. Ask me how I know.
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Fun fact: paintball masks don't cover the whole face. Ask me how I know.
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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast retweeted
forgot to post my 4 year hrt anniversary lol kinda crazy how it straightened my hair too
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Recently, a stray kitten decided the back porch was a great place to hang out. Sadly my apartment does not allow pets so me, the downstairs neighbor, and a local good samaritan helped her get to a good local shelter. We call her Tiramisu, look at this little baby.
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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast retweeted
the day is here once again
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Had a large popcorn at a movie for the first time in a bit. Have some footage of me getting out of the theater heading back to my car.
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Saw the Odyssey. It was ok. Looked really pretty, story was ok, actors did a good job. Solid 7/10.
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I went to quote tweet this with a comment about how "pivoting to video has never gone badly for any social media website" and then the worst fucking button I've ever seen hit me in the face. No, Twitter. I don't want to "React with Video", this isn't fucking TikTok. Christ.
Why the fuck would you nest photos under a dropdown menu???? You stupid stench of a website.
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ARG v. ENG seems to be going horribly for everyone, if only there was some other small field-sized area they could have strong, fit young men scrap over
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