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31 | It’s your favourite local cryptid! | They/Them | Triple A Threat (Aro/Ace/Agender) | icon by @MauvenBee | cover art by sunny-sourzii |

Trench / The Dark World
Joined August 2012
Photo by kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… (@TheCryInCryptid)Photo by kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… (@TheCryInCryptid)Photo by kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… (@TheCryInCryptid)Photo by kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… (@TheCryInCryptid)Photo by kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… (@TheCryInCryptid)Photo by kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… (@TheCryInCryptid)Photo by kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… (@TheCryInCryptid)Photo by kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… (@TheCryInCryptid)Photo by kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… (@TheCryInCryptid)Photo by kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… (@TheCryInCryptid)
kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
screenshots that would put me into cardiac arrest at 15
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
I am absolutely OBSESSED with the entire Wildwood soundtrack, but this track in particular is so good! #Wildwood #LaikaStudios
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
I have truly missed people talking like adults.
El-Sayed puts on a masterclass here on The View on how to apologize for saying something offensive
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
TORONTO!
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
45 reviews. ZERO negative reviews. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. 🌲🔥 STOP SLEEPING ON ORIGINAL ANIMATION. 😭👏
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
Everyday I wake up and reach across the bed for my wife (ao3) only to remember she died 5 years ago (5 days ago) and she's not coming back (2-4 weeks)
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
Day 2 of Woke 3 and Kalshi has fallen #WokeIsBack
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
This map is a better understanding of how the voter map looks. Instead of filling in empty land with red, it shows you the reality of who Republicans are. Those people hanging onto the fringes of America's great cities. They rely on the Urban areas they slander.
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
BREAKING: Democrats are now calling for ban on artificial superintelligence.
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
Conservatives still think voting works like Splatoon
Kathy Hochul “won” New York.
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
YALL FUCKING STORMED THE CAPITOL OH MY FUCKING GOD
Did y'all see all the cities burning because Republicans lost elections last night? Neither did I... Remember that
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
if my boss gifted me ai “art” instead of a bonus check i’m quitting the next day
aint no way…
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
More people are finally going to the theatre to watch Wildwood… KEEP IT UP PEOPLE !
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
She’s 100% right and I didn’t even realize how much that 2008-forged version of me had died in November 2016 until she came back to life last night. Ten fucking years. And we are so back.
AOC: A note for Gen Z. If you want to understand millennial cringe, what you all call millennial cringe, this earnestness, imagine all the seats we flipped last night. That feeling, plus, on top of it, electing the first Black president ever. And on top of that, you did it the first time you ever voted. That hits generationally. You’ve been chasing that feeling ever since. And because you did it the first time you ever voted, you’re like, ‘Yeah, we can change the world. Why not? We did it the first time. Let’s just do it again.’
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
it’s officially been a week without ao3
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
Povo indígena comemorando a derrota da extrema direita nos EUA.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
O vídeo é de junho de 2026, das comemorações do 150º aniversário da Batalha de Greasy Grass (Little Bighorn) em Montana. Mostra cavaleiros nativos em cavalgadas, não celebração de eleições nos EUA. x.com/witchytwitchyt… apnews.com/article/native… buffalosfire.com/greasy-grass-l… buffalosfire.com/greasy-grass-l…
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
I am never going to stop crying today 😭💙 #Democrats
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
That’s an ENTRANCE!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥
I am never going to stop crying today 😭💙 #Democrats
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
lmao dude is so geeked out that everything that got him elected has spread nationally
It's morning again in America.
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kayne ••🩸🌌ᑢᖇᖻ🌄 💭Beetlejuice… retweeted
Mamdani is like your first legitimately nice boyfriend, and made the rest of your friend group say “maybe I don’t have to date losers anymore either”.
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