Aspiring comedian, reluctant GBF, effortless beauty. Scotland-born/ Auckland-based. He/Him 🏴🏳️🌈
Auckland, New Zealand
Joined April 2020
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I heard this wasn't allowed anymore and wanted to see what happened...
David Stuart retweeted
To my trans followers: please remember there are many, many people who don’t believe your mere existence is ‘divisive’ or that you are a ‘danger to women’ or any equivalent nonsense and that the T is as important and valued as all the letters in LGBTQI+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
OK, cards on the table, I'm still new to comedy and writing for stand-up.. How normal is it to have "blowjob horror stories" on my Google search history?
They say that if you make your bed in the morning, you've already achieved something for the day! But what if the guy won't let me and just insists that I leave?
Came downstairs and caught the penalties and, actually, I liked watching the football when it was simple and easy to understand.
The other day I watched some porn and one of the guys was wearing a hat that I own and I had to stop watching.
How can people seriously not still know how to wear a mask properly? Imagine not knowing that you breathe through your nose too.
I'm really squeamish when it comes to things to do with my own body... Looking at it in the mirror for example.
During lockdown, my friend was invited to a wedding on Zoom - but only as an evening guest and I can't stop thinking about it.
