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Aspiring comedian, reluctant GBF, effortless beauty. Scotland-born/ Auckland-based. He/Him 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈

Auckland, New Zealand
Joined April 2020
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“A platform for progress”
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To my trans followers: please remember there are many, many people who don’t believe your mere existence is ‘divisive’ or that you are a ‘danger to women’ or any equivalent nonsense and that the T is as important and valued as all the letters in LGBTQI+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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I'm a pope expert and this isn't cute, it's a threat display, popes only do this when they're very stressed
A gust of wind lifts Pope Francis' cassock during his a weekly outdoors general audience with the public at San Damaso courtyard in The Vatican. A picture by #AFP photographer Filippo MONTEFORTE
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there it is
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Don’t *ever* question whether someone was suicidal. You don’t know what is, or was, in someone else’s mind. Signed, someone who has been there.
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Happy International Women's Day.
I wouldn’t believe Meghan Markle if she gave me a weather report.
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Choices, Hermione
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One of my hobbies is answerinh the house phone. #WednesdayThoughts
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Can't stop thinking about this time I was stoned on a train and was tring to help the man next to me with his crossword. I didn't introduce myself. Just leaned in to him and said "Lapis Lazuli" and gave a knowing smile before going back to my onion rings.
Actually can’t believe this screenshot. I want to die.
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When a High Court rules that a Cabinet Minister has broken the law and it doesn't even make the news you are nolonger living in a democracy.
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No matter how many times Gordon Ramsay finds cooked and uncooked meat stored together, it doesn’t get any easier for him
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You come at Jackie Weaver you best not miss #JACKIEWEAVER
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He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!
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If Trump was smart he’d drop this election fraud nonsense and immediately launch a reality show where his 3 children have to battle over just one presidential pardon
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So apparently Mr Anonymous here didn't take kindly to my post about Mitch McConnell... They went as far as to go to my website and submit this. I'm not sure how something that happened in 1776 affects my ability to comment on world events? So, Mr Anonymous, I guess...stay mad?
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Here's something i made over christmas about not being able to go home for christmas
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Giving yesterday’s sketch another wee push! If you could give it a share for me that would be amazing!
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Nothing will ever beat the Star in the Eyes Christmas special from 1992
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There should be a worldwide ban on trophy hunting. Please retweet if you agree.
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