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Joined September 2013
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Comments I’ve seen brought about by the Edmund Fitzgerald - Lakes don’t get 20’ waves - How tf would you fit a 1,000’ boat on a lake The coastal elites will never understand the scale of the Great Lakes
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♡❤♡(ˇ◡ˇ) ♡❤♡ Listen to me♪ アナログのエレクトロニックミュージックですって! ピッチやテンポの正確さが問われるだけに難しそうですね #meute #music
É a primeira vez que eu vejo uma música eletrônica analógica
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It actually IS the role of government to provide for you. Living in a society is a trade off of relinquishing some of your personal sovereignty for stability and material comfort. If the government doesn't provide you with ANYTHING you're just being oppressed
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Venus is one of my favorite songs. RIP buddy
Rest in peace Richard Lloyd Television Marquee Moon Marquee Moon (1977)
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So far ahead of its time that it's scary
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I'm about to commit Canadian voter fraud
Replying to @DonDavies
The developers at BioWare know how to run their studio. They know how to make the games that fans love. They should be given the first opportunity – and the federal support – to buy it and run it themselves. If you agree, sign the petition at the link in my bio! #SaveMassEffect
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People already made this joke but fuck it. if I didn't tell a joke that the internet beat me too I would probably never tell one again
“Empress Padmé’s Declaration of American Imperium” (ft. Chancellor Palpatine)
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Replying to @commie_cosmo
Republicans still think voting is like fucking Splatoon where you have to cover the most land to win😭
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People seem to be really mad at this band for not literally inventing this style of music. Hey man, not everything needs to be revolutionary. They play like a well oiled machine. The costumes are fun. People are having a good time!
The triangle has entered the Angine de Poitrine universe⁠ ⁠ During their sold-out show at Toronto’s HISTORY last night, the duo of Klek and Khn welcomed a mysterious third musician to the stage—with a new costume and a triangle in hand.⁠ ⁠ After a suitably ceremonial introduction, the mysterious guest bowed to the duo and kicked off an unreleased song with a single strike before getting busier as the track unfolded.⁠ ⁠ No confirmed name for the player or title for the song yet, but the triangle audition seems to have gone well.⁠ ⁠ -⁠ 📹: YT/ShakyShorty
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Strong feeling Republicans are going to start talking about Trump like this. His own Vice president is already writing screeds about how toxic the decision to go war with Iran was lol
Replying to @mpfreeman1950
The irony is not lost on me that the ideological party of individualism in this country holds the entire other half of the country accountable for something a single nut job did.
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It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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Wild shit
In gratitude for sparing his life, a resident of a Russian border village showed the operator of a Ukrainian FPV drone where to fly, after which the drone struck a vehicle carrying Russian infantry.
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i’m not saying they should necessarily let him off easy, but i do genuinely think if democrats voted to give him a big award the first day, we could have medicare for all in like. february.
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I don't get voting Blue in a red state, if you like democrat policies so much, move to a blue state.
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republicans are all like pray for our country, kids are about to get free school lunches
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Button with tremendous impact and power
How it feels voting blue in Mississippi
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You didn't exactly need any deep insight to see this coming from a mile away lol
Trump won the popular vote by 1%. This is a textbook example of overplaying your hand
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Considering his rhetoric before I'm actually shocked that Trump hasn't made any fraud claims yet??? Does anyone have any theories? Does he only chimp out if the results are really close?
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