@TheLittleChef

Not remotely little. Once a chef, still a cook. Gooner (est. 1979). Ceramicist. β€œTerrific pudding” - Alan Rickman

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Joined February 2009
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What the fuck have you made of your life?
Steven Myers@StevenMyerkOct 23
The Tesla Roadster 2 jumped off a bridge
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Absolute filth. Order X 1000.
Matt Christmas@MattChristmas1Oct 22
Brioche fried in dripping, topped with oxtail ragΓΉ and a poached egg, Bourguignon sauce.
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Last seen scaring the life out of .@PFischler behind Winkie’s Diner.
Album Aura πŸ’Ώ
@AlbumAuraOct 22
James Goldstein is a millionaire NBA superfan who reportedly spends over $500,000 a year on courtside seats.
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Then give up.
Basil the Great
@BasilTheGreatOct 22
It's all so tiring
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ONE’S MONEY’S WORTH.
Tim Vine@RealTimVineOct 20
Look at this newly purchased unopened Fairy Liquid Bottle! You could fit a walnut whip in that space! Or five chipolatas, or an Alsatian’s nose……. What do YOU think would fit in that space ? @ProcterGamble
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That Bird’s Custard lid is going to be a loss leader.
Josephine Botting@ReelJoBottingOct 11
Spotted in Piccadilly this morning. Xmas gifts for those hard-to-buy-for relatives: solid silver lids for your pantry staples.
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FWIW. An impossible task.
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Filled diapers and empty cans of Diet Coke.
Donk Media ♻️ℒ
@donkoclockSep 27
What in the Natalie Harp is in this giant bag taken off Air Force One today in Tennessee. 🀣🀣🀣
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Maybe @outonbluesix can help me on this one. Kid’s TV show, 80s. Possibly a Saturday morning show like β€˜The 8:15 From Manchester’ or β€˜Swap Shop’. All I can remember is a segment called β€˜Tapeworm’s Tasty Tales’. It’s doing my head in. Something to do with Gilbert? Heylp!
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Michael McKean
@MJMcKeanSep 15
Big deal. Henry VIII was very close with his Groom of the Stool. Noblesse oblige, kids.
HIGH PLAINS RESISTER@I_Wait_I_WatchSep 15
Broad daylight. In public. An adulterous, married president kissing and embracing another woman. It’s shameless, degrading, profoundly unpresidential and a slap in the face for the office. The hypocrisy is staggering. The presidency deserves dignityβ€”and America deserves better.
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Stratums.
Rolling Stone
@RollingStoneSep 10
Cameron Winter tells Rolling Stone that when a band is on tour that is the most a band is "an actual band." "It's really brutal to like get in a van at any level."
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HLTCO
@HLTCOSep 10
Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. With that in mind, I wanted to remind you of this video produced by Norwich City; it remains one of the most profound things I've ever seen produced on the subject.
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewiczSep 8
Rudy Giuliani: "I remember Sept. 11, 2001. But I heard her say she was there that day. I was there that day. I don’t remember seeing Hillary Clinton there.”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Hillary Clinton never claimed she was in New York City on Sept. 11, 2001. She was in Washington, D.C., and traveled to NYC on Sept. 12, where she toured Ground Zero with Rudy Giuliani. Giuliani apologized in 2016 for making this false claim: snopes.com/news/2016/10/1… apnews.com/united-states-…
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Thomas πŸ¦‡@allmoshnopitSep 7
I always find protests like Portsmouth and Dover interesting. Because imagine if everyone showed this amount of solidarity and anger towards energy companies, lobbyists and bought politicians
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Why anyone would want to go anywhere near that godforsaken, sweaty, swamp-ridden, barely-evolved state is beyond me. America’s STD-riddled wang.
USMNT Only
@usmntonlySep 6
The Florida humidity had Antoine Griezmann fighting for his life πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ˜­
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Mikel & Xabi. It goes deep. You can be friends and opponents all at once.
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Trouty butter, innit.
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Trades Union Congress@The_TUCSep 4
Boss making you resign to save himself? Join a union.
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Magenta Brentford-Nylons
Julia Proofreader@ProofreadJuliaAug 30
Vermillion Freeman Hardy-Willis
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What a load of old horseapples.
Anon Opin.
@anon_opinAug 31
Rik Mayall was a fantastic comedic talent, but we all know that if he were alive today he'd be somewhat to the right of Alan B'Stard, and a leading Brexiteer.
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