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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Odd how having sex with mistresses can bring down a CEO. But raping children doesn't bring down a president. 🤔
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Matter of fact do this weekly.
We are deeply sorry for the disruption this incident has caused our customers and partners. We know the trust they place in our services and take that responsibility extremely seriously. We are seeing broad recovery and stability across our services. This was a technical issue not related to cyber or AI / agents. The incident was introduced by an issue during an earlier network capacity upgrade that surfaced following a recent network change. We have addressed the underlying issue and continue to restore service to remaining customers and regions. Given the scale of demand, we restored services gradually, validating stability at each stage. While this took longer, it helped ensure a stable restoration. We will provide a full post-incident report once our review is complete.
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Don’t be sorry! let’s do this again on Monday shall we
We are deeply sorry for the disruption this incident has caused our customers and partners. We know the trust they place in our services and take that responsibility extremely seriously. We are seeing broad recovery and stability across our services. This was a technical issue not related to cyber or AI / agents. The incident was introduced by an issue during an earlier network capacity upgrade that surfaced following a recent network change. We have addressed the underlying issue and continue to restore service to remaining customers and regions. Given the scale of demand, we restored services gradually, validating stability at each stage. While this took longer, it helped ensure a stable restoration. We will provide a full post-incident report once our review is complete.
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
My wife been SPAZZIN on my hair 🔥
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O cara foi o primeiro bilionário não pedófilo e por isso sofreu as consequências
BREAKING: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has resigned.
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Pinche planeta aburrido, sin dragones, ni elfos, magos ni nada, puro pndejo
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
What if she isn’t texting me back because she’s having sex with Jensen Huang
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Can someone at @Microsoft please figure why Teams is working and fix the issue?
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Heureusement c’est Outlook qui est en panne et pas Twitter sinon comment ma journée de travail va passer wsh
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Guys please report this account.
Replying to @Microsoft
@Microsoft please fix your issues in SA, people want to work!!!!
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Global Microsoft outage to soft launch black sky? I see what’s going on here
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
LMFAOOOO this aged well
The Nvidia CEO better than me. I woulda had 2 mistresses
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Steph got drey in the cut like
Steph Curry calls out Nick Young, Gilbert Arenas, and everyone else talking about Ayesha Curry, telling them to keep his wife’s name out of their mouths 😳 “Kind of speaks to a bigger conversation on how you view women in this world and what they’re allowed and what they’re not allowed to do.”
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He was really out on the mains?! Kmt
黄仁勋和情人Alice Huang更多照片首次曝光
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
"wetin you dey talmbout"
🤖 Made with AI
Replying to @jebillll
Wetin you dey talmbout 😭
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
In London, there’s 50,000 more women than men aged between 25-35 so 50k of you will have to share a man I’m just letting you all know now I’m not being one of them
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Nah, that ain't cosplay, that's him 💀
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This shit got me crying 😭😭😭😭😭
🗣️ I’m not his bishhh no more!!!!!
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Even Black Mirror didn’t see this one coming. The people are lining up for chocolate n cornflake biscuit
this is why i say uk people are useless. they can wake up early and queue like this for new m&s cookies, but where are they when it's time to vote?😭😭
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