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Joined December 2014
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Odd how having sex with mistresses can bring down a CEO. But raping children doesn't bring down a president. 🤔
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Don’t be sorry! let’s do this again on Monday shall we
We are deeply sorry for the disruption this incident has caused our customers and partners. We know the trust they place in our services and take that responsibility extremely seriously. We are seeing broad recovery and stability across our services. This was a technical issue not related to cyber or AI / agents. The incident was introduced by an issue during an earlier network capacity upgrade that surfaced following a recent network change. We have addressed the underlying issue and continue to restore service to remaining customers and regions. Given the scale of demand, we restored services gradually, validating stability at each stage. While this took longer, it helped ensure a stable restoration. We will provide a full post-incident report once our review is complete.
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
My wife been SPAZZIN on my hair 🔥
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O cara foi o primeiro bilionário não pedófilo e por isso sofreu as consequências
BREAKING: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has resigned.
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Pinche planeta aburrido, sin dragones, ni elfos, magos ni nada, puro pndejo
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
What if she isn’t texting me back because she’s having sex with Jensen Huang
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Can someone at @Microsoft please figure why Teams is working and fix the issue?
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Heureusement c’est Outlook qui est en panne et pas Twitter sinon comment ma journée de travail va passer wsh
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Guys please report this account.
Replying to @Microsoft
@Microsoft please fix your issues in SA, people want to work!!!!
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
LMFAOOOO this aged well
The Nvidia CEO better than me. I woulda had 2 mistresses
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
"wetin you dey talmbout"
🤖 Made with AI
Replying to @jebillll
Wetin you dey talmbout 😭
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
In London, there’s 50,000 more women than men aged between 25-35 so 50k of you will have to share a man I’m just letting you all know now I’m not being one of them
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Nah, that ain't cosplay, that's him 💀
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This shit got me crying 😭😭😭😭😭
🗣️ I’m not his bishhh no more!!!!!
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Even Black Mirror didn’t see this one coming. The people are lining up for chocolate n cornflake biscuit
this is why i say uk people are useless. they can wake up early and queue like this for new m&s cookies, but where are they when it's time to vote?😭😭
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
microsoft?? i’m never leaving this app😭
i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Went to get lunch at M&S and there was a whole mob of people waiting for some cornflake cookie variant, they all cheered when they came out of the oven. Guys, your backs!!!
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
How many hoes in the room
How many pushups can you do straight without stopping ?
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
Him and that harpist oh wow lol
Jaylen Brown has a personal harp player in his Philadelphia penthouse 😳 (via @ArchDigest)
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Medokusē 🇵🇸 retweeted
THIS IS SO CRAZY??????
Talk about an in-flight meal. For the first time, researchers have captured rats hunting bats by grabbing them from the sky. Learn more: scim.ag/47WVwUd #ScienceMagArchives
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