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I'm frequently joking, and since I've been paid a lot to write funny, it's not my fault if you're not TOTALLY WILDLY BRILLIANT enough to get it. 'BE CLUED'

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Joined April 2023
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'Totally Obliterated' is to 2026 what 'Safe and Effective' was to 2021
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Why not us @SecKennedy Rhetorical...
Sweden is officially ditching mRNA vaccines, and they are not hiding their reasons for doing so. artsencollectief.nl/zweden-k…
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Misleading. Image text is from a Dutch group (Artsen Collectief), not a Swedish source. Sweden’s regions chose Sanofi’s Nuvaxovid as sole supplier for the 2027/2028 campaign only. There has been no mRNA ban; Public Health Agency says 2026/2027 mainly uses mRNA Comirnaty. nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artsen_Co… adda.se/upphandling-oc… folkhalsomyndigheten.se/publikationer-… lakemedelsvarlden.se/myndighetsrad-…
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THIS IS BRAVE: A political ad just released in Michigan tackles the almost unmentionable (in the US) topic of the billions of taxpayer dollars being sent to Netanyahu’s Israel. It features a harried mother and father buying food for their children.
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Wild that one way he'd be a giant War Profiteer
I found footage of 20yo Dario Amodei speaking against the Iraq War in 2003. 18 years before Anthropic even existed
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Trump Admin saw the Biden Admin had the sleaze turned to 11 and said 'fuck it...let's just break the knob'
$2 BILLION Secret Deal: Kushner Allegedly Promised to Advance Gulf Agenda Against Iran A Vanity Fair investigation alleges Jared Kushner secretly agreed to push Saudi and UAE interests with Trump in exchange for access to BILLIONS of Dollars. The investigation alleges at least $2 BILLION was placed in accounts linked to Kushner, including $750 MILLION in the UAE and roughly $1 BILLION in Israel. The Iran-Related Agenda: • Dismantling Obama's nuclear deal with Iran. • Advancing UAE-Israel normalization and regional cooperation against Iran. • Secretly negotiating an Israeli commitment to defend the UAE against a major Iranian attack, backed by a separate Emirati-funded defense account.
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What visionaries: a country full of TRAILER PARKS
President Trump is a builder, and today he is committing to bring even more innovative and affordable housing solutions to market for the American people. The Task Force on Manufactured Housing Innovation will continue to slash red tape, unleash private sector innovation, and deliver housing affordability for American families.
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JUST IN: Nearly half of bonds financing US data centers this year are now "junk-rated"
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TheClued retweeted
Replying to @LAmag
NOTHING. It's over, dead. Content is king, and king content is Twitch streamers, YT junk, cheapo exploitation streamers dressed up as 'good', developed and filmed wherever's cheapest. The PE vultures do what they do, asset strip. The assets of Hollywood were people's dreams.
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They will. And it's NOT by 'mistake'
The last time Democrats took congress they barely investigated Trump administration corruption. Voters are very clear they don’t want that same mistake made again.
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Replying to @ParrotCapital
Throughout history truly evil deeds/people have exploited the basic decency of most people...as in, such deeds are simply unimaginable to them, so they sweep what's staring them in the face away: 'senses and rational mind, what you are showing me to be obviously so CAN'T BE'
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It's an 'ego trip' like Ted Bundy was a 'scofflaw'...
"God gave us Trump" as the Trump ego trip continues unabated.
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The Tampa Bay Rays being SO good in such a weak market-smallish, tons of transplants who's team remain their hometown one, terrible stadium etc, all of which are clear when a ALCS can't even fill 3/4 of Tropicana Field-is truly an incredible achievement.
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No words indeed.
Really, there are no words left. This is beyond belief. cdc.gov/covid/vaccines/plann…
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F'ing disgusting
DONALD TRUMP BOUGHT UP TO FIVE MILLION DOLLARS IN SPACEX BONDS RIGHT BEFORE A MAJOR GOVERNMENT SPACE CONTRACT DROPPED August 18th. That's the date on the filing. Trump personally purchasing senior unsecured SpaceX bonds, due 2031, paying him 5.35 percent interest, straight into his own pocket Weeks later the government hands out a massive space order that benefits the exact company he just bought bonds in Elon Musk's company. The same Elon Musk who bankrolled Trump's campaign and then got handed the keys to gut federal agencies The White House says Trump has zero involvement in his own investment decisions. Says he can't direct, influence, or even peek at what his portfolio is buying So we're supposed to believe the sitting president is just a passive bystander while millions of his own dollars flow into a defense contractor days before that same contractor cashes in on a federal deal A law professor had to spell out the ugly truth because of course he did Presidents aren't covered by federal conflict of interest laws. Not a loophole. The actual rule. Legal because nobody ever imagined a president would need to be told not to do this Compare that to you. You find out your pension fund touched the wrong stock and compliance drags you into a room with lawyers Trump buys bonds in a company that profits off the government he runs and the defense is a shrug and a spokesperson This sits right next to the family crypto operation pulling in over a billion dollars last year, right next to the quarter billion that rolled in from an investor tied to foreign royalty, right next to every other Trump-adjacent business that somehow keeps getting fat exactly when his policies move Musk wins. Trump wins. The bond interest keeps compounding while taxpayers foot the contract bill that made the bonds worth buying in the first place Nobody elected a portfolio manager but that's apparently what we got And not one law on the books says he has to stop
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Replying to @WearForbidden
Just give brother the Oscar Emmy Tony Grammy and toss in an MTV moon man 😆 good lord man 🤣🤣🤣
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Every last American should be ashamed
🧵Massacre at Minab: The School That Became a Grave

In the first hours of the Iran war, the U.S. struck the Shajareh Tayyebeh school in Minab, killing at least 156 people, including 120 children and 26 teachers. What happened on February 28 will go down in history as one of the single worst massacres committed by the U.S. government since the Vietnam War.  Survivors, first responders, parents and witnesses told @jeremyscahill, @MazMHussain & @SayahTweets their stories ⤵️
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This MUST be spread far & wide. It's UNIGNORABLE. As are the savage brutal crimes committed, by many, many savage brutal criminals.
Now you can read what injection-injured people (and surviving relations) wrote in their V-safe entries. This is intensely powerful material. People not just statistics. 400 pages. Thank you @React19org for putting this together and trusting @brownstoneinst with the release. Please read and share. @SenRonJohnson brownstone.org/articles/crie…
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If this were a movie: Epstein had HEAVY DUTY dirt on Trump, who had him iced in jail. It's not easy to murder the highest profile incarcerated person in the country, so all kinds of laughably suspect hamfisted coverups need to be pawned off as 'errors' missing video etc⬇️
A January 2020 response from New York's Metropolitan Correctional Center found 179 of 183 round signatures missing from Epstein's psychological observation logs. Officers were meant to make hourly rounds. The gaps don't show which rounds happened.
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Bongino/Patel are told the truth and are threatened: give the company line, or else. They make their infamous freaked out, terrified hostage-esque 'Epstein killed himself, folks' video-which exactly zero people believe. Trump admin commence massive & clumsy coverup/stonewall op⬇️
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Except the public are VERY interested in a massive sex traffic ring involving minors and massively powerful people rumored to included Trump himself, and a political crises erupts. Desperate to get it out of headlines, he launches nonsensical harebrained criminal attack on Iran.
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