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Inestimable Yute. Pet Daddy. Uncle to Jovanni & Beyoncé. Certified Music Head (#MBAforAfrica Alumnus). Retired Liverpool fan. 🐙 🔞

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined January 2024
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“Victory belongs to the most tenacious”
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The Ukrainian journalists wan rage bait us with that list. What nonsense?!
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Wtf is this list???
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The Ukrainian journalist’s votes for the 2026 Ballon d’Or! 🇺🇦 1. Fabián Ruiz 2. Pau Cubarsí 3. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 4. Declan Rice 5. Rodri 6. Gabriel Magalhães 7. Lamine Yamal 8. Ousmane Dembélé 9. Harry Kane 10. Ferran Torres
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If you wan talk to me, talk to me direct.
We are entering wicked people’s month.😒
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Wetin Arthur Fils dey play?
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I’m super proud of this guy. He manifested every single thing happening now at the start of the year, much more than that he put in the work! Roland Garros 2026 Champion 🏆 USO 2026 Champion 🏆 And the icing on the cake, ATP #1 🥇 I was a hater, not anymore. Congratulations Sascha. What a year ❤️
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All of una wey use chat gpt dey solve the puzzle wey Rema give una for him album name. I hope say shame catch all of una?
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🗣️🇩🇪 Alexander Zverev sur sa place de n°1 mondial : « Beaucoup peuvent dire que je suis devenu n°1 uniquement à cause des blessures de Sinner et Alcaraz, mais la condition physique et la santé font partie intégrante du sport. Quand Jannik était en bonne santé, il était le meilleur joueur du monde, cela ne fait aucun doute. Je serais idiot de prétendre que j’étais aussi bon que lui à ce moment. Mais je pense avoir réalisé la meilleure saison, même si je ne l'ai pas battu. Pendant ma préparation en décembre, je fais environ 5 à 6h d'entraînement physique par jour, contre 1h30 de tennis. C'est précisément pour rester en bonne santé et éviter les blessures. »
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Mannarino for beat Medvedev make we see nau. Oloshi.
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Day 580 of my celibacy journey. It still feels surreal 🙂
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Nothing o. Absolutely nothing.
Nothing for this life fit make me chase woman
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God go run am for all of us eventually. Amen 🙏
I want to see all my boys flourish. Didi, Fosa, Neked, Adam Srae, Jordanstyls, Summer... Just about anyone with whom I've had a genuine connection. Amen🙏
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My papa go say “A living dog is better than a dead lion.”
Thank God for Life 🙏❤️
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Thank God for Life 🙏❤️
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Use diesel clean your ear, blud
Excuse me, but the Zlatan adlibs almost ruined this song It gets annoying at some point
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On Jesus!
Given how simple men generally are and how easy it is to make them happy, women really no dey try.
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isolation. call it unhealthy if you want, but it remains the most undefeated coping mechanism.
what’s your coping mechanism during hard times?
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Sascha! ❤️
THERE WILL BE A NEW WORLD NO.1 🥇🌍 Alexander Zverev has confirmed his spot as the new World No.1 on Monday! @AlexZverev #ErsteBankOpen
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Create Oyiga D’Or make you begin give am him deserved awards nau. E no go far
How do you have 8 Ballon d'Ors, but when the world is asked to vote on the single most impressive, dominant, and undisputed individual win ever, they pick the guy who has 5? This is what you get when half of your awards are heavily disputed as charity handouts from FIFA. Siuu.
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