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What can I do for you? Seriously, Ask. I'll say no if I can't. he/him/his Creator of Alphabetical Order, you’re welcome.

Rhode Island
Joined May 2011
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As a Sox fan, hearing the Brewers manager call the Yankees "a horseshit" team all I can say is, "Ich bin ein Brewer!"
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I voted today and can someone let the political world know that I don't need any more texts or calls or commercials. THANKS
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How hard is it to be the creepiest politician in a state that also has JD Vance and Jim Jordan? 🖖
It’s a simple choice: vote for the person who’s actually going to make your life better. Lower property taxes & electric bills, safer streets, better schools. The people of Ohio are wise & I trust them to get it right. 💪🏼
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There was puppy yoga!
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Unless the @patriots invite me to be an honorary Captain or such, I will not be attending the game at Soldier Field tonight. Anybody know if there are any Patriot Bars in Chicago.
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Maybe they're selling them to a mental hospital in Ohio?
So Ilhan Omar was selling empty wine barrels… and none of the customers complained? That raises the question: who was buying the wine?
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I "EWWWWED" so loudly on my flight after the hit on the kickoff, that the flight attendant came to check on me. A little embarrassed. GO PATS!
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Who am I Job? Why have I been chosen to suffer the most in this world? Never fly on game day. GO PATS!
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#VaccinesWork to protect kids and families and communities from measles and other vaccine-preventable diseases.
Reporter: Has the war had an impact on your campaign at this point? Staffer: We’re not going to talk about that. Reporter: Mr. Secretary, do you believe that five deaths, potentially six, from measles in the state of Pennsylvania— Staffer: We’re also not going to talk about measles. Reporter: He’s the highest ranking health official in the country. He can answer that question. He’s a Cabinet secretary. RFK JR: The measles outbreak is occurring because so many people went unvaccinated during the COVID pandemic. And this is something that Anthony Fauci, in fact, predicted
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Burbank! A massive dirtbag named David Donahue is running for city council. This is the doooshbag that tried to ruin my life last summer because I attended a protest of Moms For Liberty, an anti-trans hate group. You do NOT want this piece of shit to be allocating where Burbank
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An extra $248.82 a month "energy surcharge" came through on our dumpster bill this month. Thank you @GOP @SenWhitehouse @SenJackReed Can you please stop this insanity?
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Obviously someone hacked into the head of the FBI's account.
From Russia, with Love…
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Just bought a RT mbta ticket to Boston and the fact that I'm chronologically closer to the senior discount yet emotionally closer to the child's fare is hitting hard.
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It must be tough to be a victim 24/7
Are white men allowed to apply, Senator?
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I hope the @jamestalarico campaign asks Paxton if he's been a patient of Des Moines Institute.
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Roasted Zucchini & Leek soup. Let's all stay warm and healthy out there.
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My knife skills are good to very good. There will be soup!
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Breakfast Poutine in Quebec.
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