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Raman Mohammadi

@TheRealRaman

Attorney / Devourer Of Information

 Rancho Santa Margarita, CA
Joined September 2009
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Rizzlexo
@rizzle_xoNov 5
Being an adult gamer means spending all day looking forward to gaming and then discovering you have approximately 47 minutes of energy left when you finally sit down.
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This year’s Coachella lineup seems a little weak:
Karen Bass (@KarenBassLA) profile pictureKaren Bass
@KarenBassLA14h
Thank you, Los Angeles. Serving as your mayor has been the honor of my life.
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Lebron Q. Septa@dropkick_murrayNov 5
In Woke 3.0 we are rebooting Fear Factor and making RFK, Jr. eat a new recalled food each week
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An0maly
@LegendaryEnergyNov 4
Having a girl in her twenties who married a millionaire man three decades older than her tell average Americans they don’t realize how much money they have is quite possibly the worst strategy ever.
Steven Huffman (@Poeslawisalive) profile pictureSteven Huffman
@PoeslawisaliveNov 4
Karoline Leavitt Says Democrats Won the Midterms because Americans don’t know how much money they have: Leavitt: “They listened to the lying media”. Reporter: “But they know how much money they have”. Leavitt: “No they don’t”.
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Eden Dranger
@Eden_EatsNov 5
All cybertrucks will be melted down to build abortion clinics.
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Jared@MongooseActual19h
I cannot believe the Republican message of "get fucked" didn't resonate with people
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Zach Rosas
@ZachRosas2Nov 5
Herbert gets engaged: 0-7 Luka gets divorced: 47.9 PPG Laws of the universe don’t lie.
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And yet they never warn us. Typical snake behavior.
Fact (@Fact) profile pictureFact
@FactNov 5
Snakes can help predict earthquakes. They can sense a coming earthquake from 75 miles away, up to five days before it happens.
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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais19h
Maybe no movie cast has aged worse. All-time horrendous vibes.
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jocy@jocelynseipNov 5
under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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Luke Radel
@lukeradel17h
Here’s @AbdulElSayed ripping into @JDVance this morning on CNN. As 2028 watch continues…
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The left has already taken over and already put an Indian on my television . Who the hell is Chief Meteorologist.
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NO FUCKING WAY JD VANCE HAS A WARIO
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Franklin Leonard
@franklinleonardNov 4
Definitely the best ad of the cycle.
Joe (@JoePostingg) profile pictureJoe
@JoePostinggNov 4
They're going to study this ad for centuries
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evan loves worf
@esjesjesjNov 4
We’re mostly joking around tonight but we’re actually going to imprison you
Stephen Miller (@StephenM) profile pictureStephen Miller
@StephenMNov 3
VOTE
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The Long Investor
@TheLongInvestNov 4
Democrats you have one job right now Don’t be woke gay retards this time.
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cold 🥑
@coldhealingNov 4
Intentionally getting someone with the same name as the opposing candidate to run as an independent is like a Nathan For You bit
Cam Higby 🇺🇸 (@camhigby) profile pictureCam Higby 🇺🇸
@camhigbyNov 4
This should genuinely result in prison time. This is election deception.
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moons
@moonsandhuesNov 4
we have woke 3.0 now which means you can still say retarded but respectfully
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Zack Bornstein@ZackBornsteinNov 4
Bro got beat so bad he didn’t even try calling it rigged
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erika@trntmaplememeNov 4
being gay always comes before being a reporter
MR. POP (@MrPopOfficial) profile pictureMR. POP
@MrPopOfficialNov 4
Anderson in the back hearing Mariah Carey’s name and tuning in. 😭
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