Mojo (@ThereallMojo) header
Mojo (@ThereallMojo) profile picture

UTC @chelseafc tweets are satire and gimmicks tried "hey lol" gimmick and.....

Toronto, Ontario
Joined July 2024
Photo by Mojo (@ThereallMojo)Photo by Mojo (@ThereallMojo)Photo by Mojo (@ThereallMojo)Photo by Mojo (@ThereallMojo)Photo by Mojo (@ThereallMojo)Photo by Mojo (@ThereallMojo)Photo by Mojo (@ThereallMojo)Photo by Mojo (@ThereallMojo)Photo by Mojo (@ThereallMojo)Photo by Mojo (@ThereallMojo)
can't decide what tweet to pin so this is a thread of my best ones
7
1
42
40,607
marj is threatening to take away my phone
59
46
107
97,159
🚨Football Twitter🚨 I created a FPL league for the whole of football twt. Come join to EXPOSE frauds Link: fantasy.premierleague.com/le… Code: 4ni49t RT this so more ft accounts can see
7
8
22
5,198
A real captain
Enzo Fernandez stay or go.. I don't care. BUT if he does stay he should never touch the captains arm band ever again.
1
1
20
2,282
Nigga I am NOT retweeting ts 😭
13
1
2
90
2,600
There's actually no way to explain my hey lol tweets to a girlfriend, it's over
10
2
39
1,679
analyzing and explaining gimmick tweets
Guys in the quotes/comments don’t understand the layers of this gimmick tweet - “shady website” emphasis on ‘shady’ because the sun’s eclipsed & there’s shade - “ blind” Gyokeres is blind 👍
2
22
1
245
10,906
Mojo retweeted
They caught this guy 😭😭😭
القىبض على كاميروني في لبنان يقوم بالذهاب كل مرة إلى مسجد في مناطق مختلفة من المدينة وفي كل مرة يقول إنه مسيحي يريد الدخول إلى الإسلام وتقام له حفلة وسط التكبيرات والتهليلات والفرح ويحصل على مساعدات وأموال من اهل الخير و يقوم بنفس الشيء بالكنائس بادعائه أنه مسلم ويريد دخول المسيحية ليقوم الناس بإعطائه الأموال
1
2
40
3,358
Mojo retweeted
being handsome is a curse, if i was some fat black pilled chud i wouldn’t be going through the heartbreak im going through now
7
2
56
3,751
Mojo retweeted
Being an Enzo fan on Chelsea/England twitter
6
187
10
2,808
128,027
Mojo retweeted
Won’t speak about players at other clubs but will speak to other clubs when he’s managing a different club🤣
❗️Maresca on Enzo: “He is a player from another club… I don't think it's correct to talk about other players. I'm not going to say anything about players who are not with us” [@FabrizioRomano]
32
571
21
3,970
133,085
can someone actually convince me that Enzo is shit and offers less than the possible signings? Seriously
1
13
615
less than 10k grad jobs available btw
🚨 BREAKING: UCAS says a record 262,820 A level students have been accepted into university or college today - the highest ever recorded
9
298
11
6,918
202,834
Mojo retweeted
21 hours. Hang in there Enzo nayshun
26
179
22
2,402
425,378
Mojo retweeted
:(
1
28
8
869
18,834
🚨 Just received word that my UK mutuals are going through another heat wave
2
1
37
996
picked a plastic bottle off the street
5
20
549
This account is legendary
6
23
854
Mojo retweeted
ngl none of the replacments for enzo are an upgrade and im tried of u guys pretending it is
7
9
1
75
2,136
every gimmick account rinsing that Jaylen video
saw my favorite gimmick account tweeting about the political and economic situation of the world rn
3
22
1,116
Mojo retweeted
successfully coded "hello world"
5
142
3
1,497
16,833