I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. That much is true. #redv #sydneyswans
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Prince Andrew having so many titles taken off him the Queen will now refer to him as the Melbourne Storm
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Marnus Labuschagne's wife phones Newlands, "I'd like to speak to my husband, please".
Receptionist: "Sorry, ma'am. He's batting."
Mrs Labuschagne: "Oh, that's okay. I'll hold."
I don’t mean to go all Lindsey Buckingham on you but I think we’re in trouble
#SAvAUS
On the bright side, Marnus just broke his own record for innings batted without a Test hundred for a top 4 batter.
#SAvAUS
Surely Marnus can only be given another 8 or 9 more Tests to prove himself?
#SAvAUS
Where are the bowl first critics now, aye?...
What just happened?! 🤯💥
Mitchell Starc goes ballistic with the second new ball and the Aussies bowl out South Africa on day one!
REPORT >> foxsports.com.au/6339a7b9df3…
Even Hansie Cronje would think this is a dodgy decision...
Glorious day in Cape Town and the Aussies decide to Bowl … Very Very unlike Australia … #SAvAUS
I felt sorry for Maddinson getting dropped then sent home but now realise he was the lucky one
#SAvAUS
Bowling first in this Test is probably the dumbest thing an Australian team has ever done in South Africa
#SAvAUS
If Scott Boland was from NSW he would’ve played 200 Tests by now and probably been captain of Australia for the past 10 years
Scott Boland at his very best in Gqeberha with a third Test five-wicket haul 👏
#WTC27
📝: icc-cricket.com/tournaments/…
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Me and Reece Walsh have so much in common.
Sprinting 70m and then having to spew.
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Like most of us, De Pasquale was probably waiting for fuel prices to drop down a bit before he filled up
#Bathurst1000
Good to the see the race being led by two NSW fast bowlers, Hazlewood and Holdsworth.
#Bathurst1000
Getting John Williamson to perform at Bathurst just to annoy all the Pauline lovers out there…well played
#bathurst1000
