Jonathan Sutton (@ThisIsATweeter) profile picture

Sensible to ear and sternum

Probably not right behind you
Joined September 2010
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ONE OF THESE THINGS IS VERY MUCH NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
JD Vance: "Some of America's most elite universities bring in foreigners to undercut the wages of American residents. There are 9 universities in particular that we believe merit an investigation. Those are Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Brown, the University of Pittsburg, UC Davis, Cal Tech, Arizona State, and MIT."
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What is the crime? Eating out a staffer? A succulent congressional staffer?
A House Ethics complaint alleges Lauren Boebert had sexual relationships with three supervised staffers, violating the post-2018 House rule that bars members from sleeping with their own employees. It names former District Director Clarice Navarro Ratzlaff (2021–2025), current District Chief of Staff Raven Finegan, and former Chief of Staff Jeffrey Small. The most detailed claims involve Navarro: encounters in the district office, a reimbursed vehicle, and campaign-paid hotel rooms; taxpayer-funded bonuses; a $5,000 campaign payment listed as “consulting”; and an alleged ~$200K payment in March 2025 after she left and threatened to file.
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Turns out lauren boebert was the one eating cats the whole time.
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Thanks for fucking nothing @SouthwestAir, because you all can't get your shit together and get your fucking credit card to actually work I'm paying hundreds more AND not actually getting to use the credit card you gave my wife, so a big howdy fuck you for all that
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This comment perfectly encapsulates how dumb we all have gotten
We Are Living in the Dumbest Timeline Donald Trump just posted a photo of a wind turbine next to birds and captioned it “Killing birds by the millions!” He posted this without irony. For every single bird killed by a wind turbine, nuclear and fossil fuel plants kill 2,118 birds. Coal alone kills roughly 7.9 million birds a year in the United States. Wind turbines? Between 140,000 and 328,000. That is not a defence of wind turbines. We are living in genuinely, historically stupid times. Only rivalled, frankly, by the medieval peasants who blamed the Black Death on cats and promptly killed all the cats, which meant the rats multiplied, which meant more plague. At least the peasants had the excuse of having no access to information whatsoever. Trump has the internet. He chose this.
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Man the Google devs just got to episode 38! @teamfourstar #dbza
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Merrill Kelly is a DBacks legend. Put up his statue.
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Apparently no one at this show knows how professional wrestling works lol
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Is it really Thanksgiving if you don't get paged?
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Halal cart at 2 in the morning, damn it's good to be back in the city
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THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE
“I wanted to come back here to Israel and let you know that I served you as the mayor.” - NYC Mayor Eric Adams
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The shot of Geno hugging Naylor as it cuts to commercial just hurts a bit, man
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Actually happy for them tho
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CUBS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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This is the most unintentionally funny and unserious man on the planet
I hear my opponents have travel plans…
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Why do you hate your children
A Blue Jays tradition 🤗 Tytan, Houstyn, Jetsyn, and Lennyn Hoffman threw the First Pitch on Dad's bobblehead night 💙
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