Minnesota’s first Mentally challenged sports analyst
Duluth, MN
Joined November 2026
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If you ever want to see some of the worst takes on this app, just find JJM fans, they legitimately will create any delusion they can
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The McCarthey fans that have watched this offense struggle and continue to act like JJM would have any different outcome cannot be taken seriously. Even if hypothetically he remained healthy. Which is highly unlikely. He struggles against pressure and with a bad o line. Which has been an issue with this offense all year. JJM is not the answer and never was. The Vikings didn’t just give up on him for fun people. Should they have traded him. Probably not. But one can argue they did him a favor by giving him a chance elsewhere. These JJM glazers are ridiculous and we will forever live in a world of what ifs with them
PUT BROSMER IN. Wentz can’t throw a football today. Franchise Qb Max Brosmer incoming. He is King Arthur pulling X-Calibur from the stone
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Incoming 180 yards 0 touchdowns and jj glazers continuing to victory lap something they would crucify Kyler for. The reality is JJ more often than not gets credit for wins in spite of him rather than because of him.
Giants QB JJ McCarthy suffered a hip pointer during Sunday’s win in Philadelphia, but the team is confident that he will be ready for Thursday night’s game vs. Washington.
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J.J. McCarthy went 6-4 with Minnesota, but let’s put that into perspective.
The Vikings had a top-5 defense, allowing 19.6 PPG. Chicago allowed 24.4.
Add that 4.8-point difference to opponents’ scores in JJ’s 10 starts, and his 6-4 record becomes 3-7.
Same QB. Same offense. Different defensive support.
QB wins are a TEAM stat. 💀
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Christian Ponder vs. J.J. McCarthy 💀
VIKINGS CAREER COMPARISON
Ponder | McCarthy
Starts: 36 | 10
Pass Yards/Start: 184.9 | 163.2
Pass TDs/Start: 1.06 | 1.10
INTs/Start: 1.00 | 1.20
Completion %: 59.8% | 57.6%
Passer Rating: 75.9 | 72.6
Yards/Attempt: 6.3 | 6.7
INT Rate: 3.4% | 4.9%
Sacks/Start: 2.64 | 2.70
Rush Yards/Start: 17.8 | 18.1
Ponder had better accuracy, a higher passer rating, and fewer turnovers per attempt. McCarthy had slightly better yards per attempt and passing TDs per start.
And Ponder wasn’t exactly working with Justin Jefferson, Jordan Addison, and T.J. Hockenson. 🤡
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Thor Nystrom’s QB scouting masterclass:
Malik Willis: Future superstar 📈
J.J. McCarthy: Top-5 talent 📈
Bo Nix: Backup material 📉
Then when reality doesn’t cooperate, suddenly it’s the coaching staff’s fault.
This isn’t NFL analysis. It’s a mock draft written by a Magic 8 Ball with Wi-Fi. 💀
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Thor Nystrom spent years hyping J.J. McCarthy just to act like the Vikings committed a federal crime when Kyler Murray won the QB job.
Apparently the competition was rigged because the guy Thor liked didn’t win.
That’s not scouting analysis. That’s a custody battle. 😭
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