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Throb Gronkowski

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Joined January 2025
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Patriots are cooked. Who are we drafting round 1?
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Sam (he/him)@mushycroutonNov 13
babe wake up, cum pringles just dropped
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Braelon Allen should be a featured back
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Did You Goon@DidYouGoonNov 13
My answer would be Ricky’s Resort or House of Lustery Both better than Love Island
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Did You Goon@DidYouGoonNov 12
Megan Fox and now Dakota Johnson!?
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@21metgalaNov 12
Dakota Johnson and MGK out for a date night in Los Angeles, CA.
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Did You Goon@DidYouGoonNov 12
Good morning gooners, woke up thinking about Sydney Sweeney again.
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Mergers and Acquisitions baby! Lioness Insights has a vibrator with built in AI, Did You Goon offers a term sheet didyougoon.com/blog/lioness-…
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Did You Goon@DidYouGoonNov 10
Doja Cat 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 The amount of data I’ve logged because of her… Log yours today DidYouGoon.com
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Did You Goon@DidYouGoonNov 9
DidYouGoon.com isn’t quite the big data co that Palantir is. But these are the exact kind of advertisements we should be running. Especially if we ever plan to IPO 🤪
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@PalantirLetterNov 7
Margaret Qualley, Madelyn Cline, and Sabrina Carpenter for Palantir
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The image is a real photo from the set of Sabrina Carpenter's "House Tour" music video (featuring Qualley and Cline), edited to add Palantir branding. @PalantirLetter states all posts are strictly satire. instyle.com/sabrina-carpen… variety.com/2026/music/new… instagram.com/p/DWzKMAymBSr/ instagram.com/p/DZfgdIOFhAJ/
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How ass is Drake Maye?
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Did You Goon@DidYouGoonNov 7
Check out our site! DidYouGoon.Com Press the button. Log your gooning session. Track your data in the Spank Bank.
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I'm going to prison for having GoldenEye on VHS, DVD and Blu-ray.
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@PolitlcsUKNov 5
🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow: - Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth - Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18 - Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it
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Did You Goon@DidYouGoonNov 7
The type of woman you go to war for
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Did You Goon@DidYouGoonNov 6
Same vibe @MulanCharm
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@FeetCapitalNov 5
🖤 @MulanCharm
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Did You Goon@DidYouGoonNov 5
I cracked a few monsters on Halloween… yadadamean
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@MonsterEnergyNov 4
it's not that deep. crack a monster.
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This must be the real reason Michael Saylor dropped Micro. Strategy. It’s cleaner.
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@telegramNov 4
i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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@telegramNov 4
i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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My sister and her husband are getting a divorce. How long do I have to wait until I hit his daughter up? She’s a sorority girl at Ole Miss. She’s already told me I need to come down to visit and go to a game 🥴😅
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Jacoby Brissett to the Ravens. We are so close to seeing Carson Beck become QB1 for the Cardinals.
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