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Tim Gilkes

@TimGilkes

Expect bad jokes and so much beer it becomes boring

 Oxford, England
Joined June 2010
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Parts of Jason Arday’s life were ridiculed in the press but now a Byline Times investigation says it has found records, analysis and evidence supporting Jason’s accounts. This is devastating🧵 bylinetimes.com/2026/08/18/t…
The Peter Thiel-Linked Race Science Network that Penetrated Cambridge University and Targeted Jason...

The Peter Thiel-Linked Race Science Network that Penetrated Cambridge University and Targeted Jason...

The media's coverage of the academic's life was fuelled by the campaign of an established far-right network

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katie kadue@kukukadoo5 Jul 2024
tom cruise to every director he’s worked with:
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Kevin Spacey currently limping away from court before breaking into a stride.
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joe heenan@joeheenan28 Oct 2022
Who's the floor lamp that costs £27?
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On Saturday 1/10 we are celebrating our 5th birthday. We have Aeon 10% Imperial Stout (aged for 2 yrs) Our Mixed Fermentation Project 2 sour 6.1%(aged for 4 yrs) with an optional blackberry ripple syrup shot. New release Clandestine 9% Imperial Chocolate & Honeycomb Milk Stout – at Milton Keynes, England
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Any truth to these reports that Fleetwood Mac are to reissue their most successful album with all of John McVie’s parts removed, or are they just baseless rumours?
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Even I’d resign at this stage, and I’m a right evil slag.
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My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”
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What?
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I know this joke so well and it still makes me cry laughing to read it here.
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This version of a Barry Cryer joke may well be my favourite of all time. Had me crying helplessly when I first read it. RIP
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We're delivering! 6 of our top rated bottles Exclusive, independent wines Funded by 300,000 wine drinkers like you Worth over £60, now just £19.99 Free, contactless delivery to your door

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Pilot@pilotbeeruk12 Jan 2022
Yes we’ve toyed with the idea of launching an NFT but we just can’t see the craft beer market being receptive to ten thousand barely differing iterations of the same thing.
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Pilot@pilotbeeruk15 Dec 2021
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Saying, 'I'm in a bad place right now' is disrespectful to people who actually are in Kent.
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this bakery in leeds is having an absolute mare because someone reported them over using illegal sprinkles and it’s just so fucking funny to me
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Whooooooo did this? 😂 – at Pittsburgh, PA
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Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyan6 Aug 2021
Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire? Me: The one in Sesame Street Her: He doesn't count Me: I can assure you that he does
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Part of a pilot scheme for doing what the fuck I like. Going well so far.
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Magazine Letter: They say that each cigarette you smoke takes five minutes off your life. But if you would have spent those five minutes smoking, it cancels itself out. So if you can make your piggies last more than five minutes every time you smoke one, you're technically prolonging your life. I think. Ben Nunn, Caterham

ALT Magazine Letter: They say that each cigarette you smoke takes five minutes off your life. But if you would have spent those five minutes smoking, it cancels itself out. So if you can make your piggies last more than five minutes every time you smoke one, you're technically prolonging your life. I think. Ben Nunn, Caterham

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Who do you know that has to self-isolate this week?
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