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Replying to @JeffPassan

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Fleetwood beat Arsenal before Tommy got a Tour win

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Replying to @notthefakeSVP

A LOT

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Replying to @ajzeigler

Because you can still eat them nine years later prob I dunno I’m just guessing here

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I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs. I think I just voted for a realtor...

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@TimRantzOct 26

Replying to @ochocinco

More like Motel Ticks tho #Ochotickso

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@TimRantzOct 26

Replying to @SocietyGolfHist

Tick bite?

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@TimRantzOct 26

Chris Paul could never @ryenarussillo @BarstoolBigCat

@jamierkennedyOct 24

20 years ago. The only Ryder Cup match ever won with an ace.

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@TimRantzOct 26

Replying to @GolfHallofFame

Phil’s only endearing moment

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@TimRantzOct 26

Replying to @PGATour @XSchauffele

Xandie

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Awful Announcing

@awfulannouncingOct 25

Ross Tucker: "Terrific Peanut Punch there..." Ian Eagle: "No, they're calling it the Jim Nantz." 🏈🎙️😂

Awful Announcing

@awfulannouncingOct 20

Jim Nantz lists himself as ‘questionable’ after Peanut Punch wrist injury, expects to be ‘a go’ for Bengals-Ravens awfulannouncing.com/cbs/jim-…

Jim Nantz lists himself as 'questionable' after Peanut Punch wrist injury, expects to be ‘a go’ for...

Jim Nantz expects to call CBS's game in Baltimore on Sunday after hurting his wrist on a Peanut Punch demonstration with J.J. Watt.

awfulannouncing.com

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@TimRantzOct 25

Replying to @UCF_Football

And the coeds prob allegedly but prob

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@TimRantzOct 25

Fran in the shower

@TomFornelliOct 25

Fran Brown went for two so Fran Brown gets to shower.

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@TimRantzOct 25

Replying to @TomFornelli

He didn’t specify how he’s gonna shit his pants and I don’t believe he will. If he has before, different story here altogether. But we’re low odds here that we’re dealing with a dude who shits his pants when he’s blacked out. Might be easier to eat it.

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@UCF_FootballOct 25

Cinema in the Bounce House 🏟️ UCF 39, #2 BYU 31

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Owen Tooelve@owentooelveOct 24

let's begin..

Owen Tooelve@owentooelveOct 23

if oregon loses to illinois tomorrow I will get blackout drunk and shit my pants

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@UCF_FootballOct 24

BEAT THE NUMBER TWO OUT OF BYU.

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@allthesmokeprodOct 24

Nancy Lieberman played for the Lakers' summer league team in 1981. Pat Riley didn’t want her there. 45 years later, she told us the story of how she won him over.

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Eddie Pepperell@PepperellEddieOct 24

Seeing others speculate on the topic, I had to throw my hat into the ring. I couldn't help myself. Free to read this one.. thechippingforecast.substack…

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@TimRantzOct 24

Replying to @Mike_kim714

Sometimes after I pee a lot more comes out like 15 seconds later. Do you think this is any way correlated to all of my two putts?

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