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I co-host an insane milk review podcast called Milks of the World. I like movies. I like books. I like birds. I like some other stuff as well.

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined April 2009
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Whether it's an obscure adjunct professor posting that Charlie Kirk did some bad things or it's the president of the United States celebrating Rob Reiner's death, there's plenty of incivility on both sides.
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So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated , uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the “most wealthy person in the world.”
hello i would like to report a murder
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Ok so I’m homelander (white, strong, indestructible) and my wife is Sidney Sweeney (honkers, blonde, family racist) and whenever we hear “partner” we go blegh.
Me and my wife at school conferences when the teacher mentions her "partner"
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Pouring one out for Dick Cheney
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We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry.
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Tis the season for people to start dropping their “use trick or treat to illustrate the evils of socialism” posts. So I made one this year.
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Pro Tip: if you’re making a sandwich at home, leave all the ingredients out while you eat the sandwich. That way, if you decide one sandwich wasn’t enough, you are ready to make a sequel sandwich right away.
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I have Zohran on tape saying "what's up bro" to someone who was not, in fact, their brother
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Replying to @tedcruz
Your parents didn’t have close enough friends or family to do this for you
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Replying to @TextMessages
@TimRossComedy modern milk
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Usually I have to be home for Thanksgiving surrounded by family to see a 27 year old fist fight a 58 year old
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I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians. I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor. My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California. That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people. Let me be honest with you: I don’t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats aren’t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime. It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand. I want to tune out. But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious. And I will always be an American before I am a Republican. That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. I’m sharing it with all of you because I think there are a lot of you who feel like I do. You don’t recognize our country. And you are right to be furious. For decades, we’ve talked about the national debt. For decades, we’ve talked about comprehensive immigration reform that secures the border while fixing our broken immigration system. And Washington does nothing. The problems just keep rolling, and we all keep getting angrier, because the only people that benefit from problems aren’t you, the people. The only people that benefit from this crap are the politicians who prefer having talking points to win elections to the public service that will make Americans’ lives better. It is a just game to them. But it is life for my fellow Americans. We should be pissed! But a candidate who won’t respect your vote unless it is for him, a candidate who will send his followers to storm the Capitol while he watches with a Diet Coke, a candidate who has shown no ability to work to pass any policy besides a tax cut that helped his donors and other rich people like me but helped no one else else, a candidate who thinks Americans who disagree with him are the bigger enemies than China, Russia, or North Korea - that won’t solve our problems. It will just be four more years of bullshit with no results that makes us angrier and angrier, more divided, and more hateful. We need to close the door on this chapter of American history, and I know that former President Trump won’t do that. He will divide, he will insult, he will find new ways to be more un-American than he already has been, and we, the people, will get nothing but more anger. That’s enough reason for me to share my vote with all of you. I want to move forward as a country, and even though I have plenty of disagreements with their platform, I think the only way to do that is with Harris and Walz. Vote this week. Turn the page and put this junk behind us. And even if you disagree with me, vote, because that’s what we do as Americans. vote.org
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Is Big Bang Theory a good show? This is a serious inquiry I have not watched the show.
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Cheese is powerful no other topping changes the name of a hamburger there’s never anyone at the bbq goin anybody want a ketchup burger is there
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White people feeling as threatened as they do by (1) criticisms of norms/institutions that ignore/perpetuate systemic racism & discrimination & (2) ideas that endeavor for an more equal, informed future for all, underscores the profound legitimacy of (1) and need for (2).
NEW: Elon Musk goes off in Italy, tells them to stay away from the Woke Mind Virus. I’m sure Germany will ban their citizens from seeing this. “Please don't import the woke mind virus. The woke mind virus, it consists of creating very divisive identity politics.” “In my view, it amplifies racism, amplifies, sexism and all the isms. And while claiming to do the opposite, it actually divides people and makes them, sort of hate each other, and it makes people hate themselves.”
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