he/him. don’t take me seriously. “Laugh Hard, Run Fast, Be Kind”
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Saying nearly 160 people die a year in the reflecting pool is so funny. That's like a throwaway joke they'd do on The Simpsons about the people of Springfield
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"Homer's new boss is a Bond villain" is a decent joke. "Homer's new boss is a Bond villain and Homer somehow doesn't notice" is an all timer
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Reading this tweet is a crime in the UK.
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Crazy that director Michael Mann shot himself in the leg less than 24 hours after director Taika Waititi.
Michael Mann Accidentally Shoots Himself in Leg at Los Angeles Gun Range tmz.me/48u5xaG
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the second you start complaining about critics, it’s wraps. you’re washed. possibly beyond saving.
Taika Waititi has called critics “sad lost souls” after ‘KLARA AND THE SUN’ became his lowest rated film ever on Rotten Tomatoes.
“I haven't read a review of anything aimed at me or my peers in almost 15 years. But I do listen to the people.
So this Halloween, let's spare a thought for those sad lost souls who couldn't achieve their dreams of becoming artists, and thus became critics. The same people who also hated Jojo Rabbit!
Irrelevant. Out of touch. Obsolete. In the bin.”
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nathan for you episode opening: This is Jim’s, a local print shop in Los Angeles, California that’s struggling to attract customers
nathan fielder and the business owner by the halfway point of the episode:
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The DCU has access to litterally every single iconic DC hero and villain in their company's near century old publication history but Gunn is obsessed with making Morbius movies because he had success with the Guardians of the galaxy 10 years ago 💔
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Patrick Stewart presenting Godzilla with the MTV Lifetime Achievement Award in 1996
RIP 🕊️
