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Tom J Patrick

@TomPatrick_

ex EU rebirth quads record holder.

 Grimsby, England
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Joined February 2013
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Faza Farrell@faza_farrellNov 1
Replying to @RacksSewell
@RacksSewell
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Wrexham AFC
@Wrexham_AFCSep 19
April 7 2026: Wrexham AFC 1-5 Southampton May 7 2026: Southampton get caught spying on Middlesbrough September 19 2026: Wrexham AFC 2-1 Southampton Makes you think… 😉 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC
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Notice how they're both fat faggots
Breaking911 (@Breaking911) profile pictureBreaking911
@Breaking911Sep 18
2 men argue over who bought the first iPhone 18 🤦‍♂️
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conor@conor_brnSep 1
Had a dream last night that I beat up Kirk from Coronation Street, just absolutely leathered the poor cunt, felt absolutely awful about it all day
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Insane tweet. 😂
Miilato (@litteralyme0) profile pictureMiilato
@litteralyme0Aug 27
When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again
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Sean Smyth@seandsmythAug 26
RIP Dolly Parton Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Toure Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Toure Kolo Kolo Kolo
bruce (@OtisRedn) profile picturebruce@OtisRednAug 25
RIP Dolly Parton YNWA
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Max@maxhxrveyAug 26
RIP Dolly Parton
bruce (@OtisRedn) profile picturebruce@OtisRednAug 25
RIP Dolly Parton YNWA
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Will@will_hcafc_Aug 26
RIP Dolly Parton MAULED BY THE TIGERS YOU’RE GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERS
bruce (@OtisRedn) profile picturebruce@OtisRednAug 25
RIP Dolly Parton YNWA
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Z@ZAYN_Z7Aug 25
Replying to @ManUtd
I AM A BALEBA
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Domino's Pizza UK
@Dominos_UKAug 5
if the Newcastle squad was a pizza
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Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoAug 5
🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Bruno Guimarães to Arsenal, HERE WE GO! 🇧🇷 Agreement in place with Newcastle after long talks and personal terms in place with Bruno since July. Fee worth £75m. New midfielder for Mikel Arteta. 🔜
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England
@EnglandJul 6
Iconic.
Harry Kane and Jude Bellingham celebrate

ALT Harry Kane and Jude Bellingham celebrate

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BoothyP@BoothyPApr 30
My god coppers don’t get everything right but this is actually refreshing to see them back their officers and call out the wet flannels… 👏👏👏
Metropolitan Police (@metpoliceuk) profile pictureMetropolitan Police
@metpoliceukApr 30
“Apprehending violent and dangerous criminals is a full contact and messy task which may appear shocking to observers with little experience of policing in the real world.” Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley writes to Zack Polanski.
Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley's letter to Green Party Leader Zack Polanski.

ALT Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley's letter to Green Party Leader Zack Polanski.

Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley's letter to Green Party Leader Zack Polanski.

ALT Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley's letter to Green Party Leader Zack Polanski.

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PNF
@PotnoodIefringeApr 29
The community note 😭
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Happy Punch
@HappyPunchApr 26
Dana White on the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner: “They were screaming get down. I didn’t get down. It was f*cking awesome.”
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Jordan
@jzrdanApr 21
Imagine opening your front door and seeing shit like that outside your house… The poor dog crapped himself just seeing it!
Scott Cheggs (@Scott__Cheggs) profile pictureScott Cheggs
@Scott__CheggsApr 20
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The commentator’s a bit over dramatic. 🤣 “Send the dirty git off. That was diabolical” And yes, it is a red card. There’s no defending Williams for his stupidity.
Grimsby Town F.C. (@officialgtfc) profile pictureGrimsby Town F.C.
@officialgtfcApr 7
Why's he done that then? 😂 #GTFC
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Replying to @B___K_____
"Jed, I'll level with you. I'm really scared."
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BaseballHistoryNut
@nut_historyMar 27
Tiger Woods to his car keys after a few drinks
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