Senior Football Writer for https://xitter.cf/t.co/d19AE21Q4S

Texas, USA
Joined May 2009
Me walking back into the bar after my friends sent me home
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I don’t know why but since seeing this it has lived rent-free in my head and I have never hoped for a side to win a (non-Tech) college football game as USC this week. Were there QB injury stipulations @BarstoolBigCat or is @OhioTate in a bit of trouble?
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Awfully loose use of the term “standout”
The current expectation is that the #Cardinals will be without standout rookie running back Jeremiyah Love this week against the #Broncos, sources tell @CBSSports. Love (ankle) missed last week’s game vs. the Rams. Now expected to be out this week too.
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BYU is 20-2 in its last 22 games. Those two losses were to Texas Tech by a million.
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Michael Tomlin retweeted
Last week, No. 1 Texas lost against unranked Oklahoma. This week, No. 7 Texas lost against unranked Florida. Texas is the 1st team since 1961 Michigan State to enter a game as AP No. 1 and then lose its next two games in a row against unranked opponents, per CBS research.
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The irony that even a tier two Barstool guy has any idea about the r/billsimmons content is kind of awesome. Wish they would just go into all-out war.
Did this motherfucker just call me ROTUND? Forget “not caring about” what the 2025 #18 ranked College Football Personality (check the on3 rankings) has to say, he did not need to call me rotund! I need the name of this guy. And photo. Enemy #1 of the (s)Tate
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Michael Tomlin retweeted
Happy Monday to all the other undefeated teams in the state of Texas
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SOONER PICK 6 🤯
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I have…. Thoughts: -overall, think this is phenomenal and some really solid sneaky starters -Alakazam has to be QB1 over Gengar -can we not get Gyarados in as a pass rusher? Drop Arbok and go 4-3 with Machamp moving inside to 3-tech -Charizard over Nidoking at TE is a big miss
Me and the boys came up with the All 22 of Pokemon from original 150 (no legendaries) I think we nailed it
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-Hitmonchan over Magneton at safety feels like a big upgrade -also like Rapidash over Doris at WR -Muk can be upgraded whether it’s Graveler or Nidoking -feels like Electabuzz needs a spot… just can’t decide where?
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Anakin needs that tee!
It's rivalry week! Fans, gear up with the best gameday gear at Onward Reserve!
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Michael Tomlin retweeted
It's rivalry week! Fans, gear up with the best gameday gear at Onward Reserve!
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Michael Tomlin retweeted
Here is a list of every team with a ranked win along with 2 double digit road wins following Week 5: Alabama Texas Tech Just the blue bloods
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Michael Tomlin retweeted
Texas Tech has the No. 9 Strength of Record in the NATION after 4 weeks of the season... Best Non-SEC/B10 school in the country
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Yet another guy that never put pads on. If the third down play ends inbounds, there’s at least the slight chance you run the field goal team on and get a kick. The problem was Dak threw the third down ball too quickly out of bounds.
why are you calling this timeout here with :14 left?? you only have 1 play?? let the clock tick, just absurd next play was a quick incompletion that left :10 on the clock, just enough time for the Ravens
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This is why this guy is a fucking idiot and got fired. You do NOT hold there, because you guarantee one more play. And guess what??? If you hold and they still complete a pass, they tack on 5&get another play. Stupidest thing but he thinks he knows all after -100+ units last year
All Dallas had to do was HOLD all the receivers at the line of scrimmage. Nope Sharp 5th grader goes to OT Dallas loses in Regulation
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If only they would post the Top 11
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Michael Tomlin retweeted
2026 Fantasy Football Players to Drop Week 2 Michael Tomlin keeps you ahead of the trends #F6P #NFL #FF Full Article in Comments 👇️
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